Charlie Murphy Brown

Guitar chicks rock, literally. Best of luck on the next boondoggle

Have your pets paid or tutored. Get em out there. Tocks Clickin https://soundcloud.c...gs-meow-ruffmix P-L-U-G Mama got that GED

Major Motion-Picture, this is Captain Crunch in the Jefferson Starship. We need Sirius backup, the satellite's out!

That's a foghorn Langhorne! Hey fellas, Samuel didn't know what a foghorn was

Ok, but this time, try it a bit more numb and mysterious: "Like tasty blood on a Sunday morning, the 2 did U as One"

Sue me? Sue you! Golden Girls? That's Rue. Winnie's friend, Kanga's kid? Why not, him too!

Potaters gonna tate. Linklaters gonna Linklate. Skaters gonna spray paint "Anarchy" on back of the Circle B. s'art

These moments of fleeting bliss will be my doom, my downfall; the chinaman in my armor

Mmmm-I am a robot. Mmm-please do call me Fnack. Mmmm-voodoo magic on you all.

What kind of question is that? Twelve. Obviously. Its a ladybug picnic ain't it?

Buddha be praised. Catchphrase for CBB Episode 300, Oh Golly! You Devil. All thanks go to Norm MacDonald, Ellen Page, and old timey vinyl with songs from generations past http://youtu.be/F4RSvXngSDg Dr. Demento

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight shipping rates may apply. Looking at you Canada

Knock knock Bon bon belly full of tauntaun. Loop loop no hair sprawled on a lawn chair chillin

When in England, assume the prose, with gauche subversive cheerios. When in Rome, como se dice, "fuzzy dice?"

You randy Travis? No, you horny Toad? Yeah, don't be such a wet sprocket Tom, you ghost of Joad

A question for the panel: If my morning smoothie is mostly green vegetables, can I still throw a couple Milky Ways in there?

Miron Aiden Quinn is Iron Maiden's kin, tell em Shifty sent ya for some vittles

Today's show is brought to you by Dr Scholls, the Godfather of the Soft and Squishy Soles

Subpoenas, shlamozzle, caulk sand bawl sin corporate Ted. Weird comma doodoo it laughter yall

Catchphrase used for episode 298, The Hotwives of Orlando. "Constant Bev(erage) Incorporated--" is the actual parent company of the plant where the girls worked sticking gloves on bottles. The facts? A dirty lie? who knows

You got beef with the sous chef San Pedro? Get behind the line cook in the kitchen Alfredo

Born at a young age to immigrant farmers, died at ripe stage with considerate karma

Spoiler Alert: No humans were hammered in the making of this podcast. Daryl don't count

Internet savvy? How about you just put some more chili on there

To achieve ego death on Dagobah; Yoga say, Dalai Lama do. Tarot chi go maybe so? Squish, like crepes. Who's wet?