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Charlie Murphy Brown

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  1. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 188 - Tawny Newsome, Our Close Friend

    Shaq it Chanson after the show it's the afterparty, then after the party it's the earwolf lobby...
  2. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 187 - Tom Scharpling, Our Vulture Fest Friend

    joe please don't tell, shmokin w**d is the one thing folks like FLT, me and Cheeba have to keep from capitulating to total sobriety and all its deceitful snares. besides it's legal, so do tell, do go joe and TELL THE WORLD! has anyone else not received the last two payments for forum ad revenue sharing? they sent that email out in March but I thought it was only supposed to be a temporary decrease. any help would be greatly appreciated
  3. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 187 - Tom Scharpling, Our Vulture Fest Friend

    Yes, and of all the final eps this one may have been the greatest. that's what I love about these final eps, we get older, they stay the same
  4. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 187 - Tom Scharpling, Our Vulture Fest Friend

    Tom is the best for gladly taking endless shit from the boys, another classic live show for the ages from sunday, Clem Dawg has really found his stride playing all these professorial types
  5. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 187 - Tom Scharpling, Our Vulture Fest Friend

    Smoke it Chanson this one's for all the cheeba hawks, numbers 1 thru infinity
  6. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 186 - New Card Business, Our Close Friend

    we are looking for writers for the upcoming Handbook Forum Spirit Awards, aka The Handies. please submit sum bits or bum sum shit off the public barfroom stall: yo mama so old she went to antiques roadshow and they were like, You win! this year's hosts are Tina Kroll and Amy Mulaney. open bar, closed casket, with a raffle for a golden picanic basket
  7. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 186 - New Card Business, Our Close Friend

    not exactly an ecard, but this pic was Hayzie Bone's 1100th like on twitter, hurray for imagination http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evqvDv91Q0E
  8. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Survivor Season 34: MEGATHREAD

    dang SaltPeanuts is whooping us all so badly we should probably just give him the Red Lobster gift card and $20 cash prize right now. Joe if you could take care of that and also thank you for doing these megathreads, this fantasy league makes watching the show so much better
  9. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 186 - New Card Business, Our Close Friend

    in a world of all grinches isn't the best one really the worst? Wiger is an example of a good grinch, but H&S are actually pretty bad grinches, meaning they're funny, smart and kind unless Sean truly wants to be the most grinchiest grinch, in which case there's absolutely nothing wrong with that (I can say all this because I myself am a huge grinch)
  10. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 186 - New Card Business, Our Close Friend

    Shrek it Chanson
  11. Remember it's the thought that counts, so quit doing algebra with your nostrils.
  12. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    thank you JerryParcia but everyone knows Dixon is the real photoshop guy on here, I can't even make pictures move. much respect to Dixon and welcome home Jerry p.s. gave my mom 1 balloon, a basket of flowers, a strawberry cheesecake chocolate bar, 2 kisses and a half a hug
  13. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    happy mutha's day all you sick muthas, hot mamacitas and gorgeous grandmas out there holdin it down. my mom is Lola Frances, everyone calls her Frankie. she recorded a gospel album back in the 60s, just piano and organ. I will get her a balloon today and that should make things even between us. jk, it would probly take at least three balloons a hug and a kiss. alright, you talked me into it. have a great day!
  14. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    it's not actually a n*zi star, there's five points on greggy's star, the star of David has six points so maybe you were thinking of that, but really I don't think n*zis were big on stars, I heard they had other junk like crosses and stuff anyway, here's a real n*zi star...
  15. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    thank you all for the kind words. I'd like to take this opportunity to announce there will be a 2018 S*ck it Chanson calendar available this fall for you to get and stick in your dorm room or give to your grandma or whoever. pro-quality full-color high-resolution digital prints. And do not worry, Chanson will get final say on which pics are used or excluded. we're also asking for ideas regarding an alternate name to see if there's something better than 2018 S*ck it Chanson calendar to call such a classy publication #FREEJEFFREYPARTIES
  16. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    blessings to the chaga mushroom, Zeke's shaman and the boys for this very nice and wonderful ep
  17. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    Supercalifragilist it Chansonalidocious
  18. And so the plot thickens. Wait what are you sure? Okay, take two- And so the butterscotch ramen thickens. Let's see how the biscuits came out.
  19. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 184 - Drew Tarver, Our Close Friend

    I don't always drink podcast, but when I do, I prefer Dos Beckys. It's these two girls named Rebecca who speak to the issues confronting today's modern Beckys and they also do good jokes and sometimes talk about movies. But if that's not on tap I'll crack open a refreshing HH- cheers, to another 184 eps!
  20. I'd like to thank my fans- oscillating, ceiling, box and swim. You da best!
  21. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 184 - Drew Tarver, Our Close Friend

    grande ep, fresh out of the kiln, a long deliberate ski down a nice rocky grass covered mountain
  22. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 184 - Drew Tarver, Our Close Friend

    Zack it Chanson
  23. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 183 - Employee Reviews, Our Useful Tool

    It didn't quite reek of death, which is always a plus in any dwelling place, but there was a certain stench, crusty CO2 mixed with well zested lemon fruit and toasted goat dreds, this immediately ushered everyone into a festive holiday spirit, remembering better days climbing trees in the citrus grove and toasting goat dreds over an open fire
  24. And I was like come at me dog, and he was all bark bark woof, so I said oh so it's like that? then he shook his tail & I scratched his ears, the end.
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