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chappie and Hugh Jackman should recruit someone to help them get better at doing pacific rim like a Joe Pesci or Michelle Rodriguez type, or maybe the new sidekick is a short chappie looking kid whose eyes are alarmingly similar to Hugh Jackman and so then after they beat the final pacific rim boss, Milo (the kid) reveals he's Hugh and chappie's son, but in swoops Magneto and throws a semi truck at them all but Milo catches it with his mind and everyone freaks out and Magneto goes 'but how?' and Milo says 'don't you remember me, Dad?' cut to this is actually a dream Steve Guttenberg is having as he realizes that Hugh Jackman is Tom Selleck, Magneto is Ted Danson and he himself is Chappie, again, but then the dreaming Steve Guttenberg slash chappie looks closer at Milo who has turned into Hightower, and they exchange a knowing glance

Hollywood Anarchists Lowering Leeches Onto Wounded Ewok Entrails Naturopathically

'Ergo me hair blows,' the scarecrow cried werewolf.

I will not agree with you because every year about this time like clockwork is forum hibernation, wherein some of us fly south for the winter while others hunker down in hollow trees which are actually abandoned Keebler elf houses but with fully stocked kitchens so that it's a fairly livable situation. unfortunately the south especially in the winter time as well as all Keebler elf houses are dead zones with no wifi and a spooky Chris Walken, thereby resulting in low forum activity

Never poke a dead gift horse when it's down and out in Beverly Hills, but not because it ain't a heavenly thrill.

The Purge: Annihilation Surge: On the Verge of a European Scourge. Words by the Superfluous Dirge. Set design by Curious Jerge.

"The horror no less than the charm of real life consists precisely in the recurrent actualization of the inconceivable." Aldous Huxley

I put some magic racing stripes on my custom Patrick Swayze bike, and a card in the spokes what makes it sound so real.

It's not a lot of tostada but it got a wad of hot lava atop the pot of rotten apricot guava.

on the heels of Russia's latest mass intel dump several double agents have unearthed this list of forum names used by Putin's inner circle in their fantasy fox hunt league. if you come across any of these aliases in circulation immediately say nasty stuff about Russia like how big furry hats are totally played out and nesting dolls are silly and pointless Auntie Eminemma Stone Florence and the Masheena Easton CeeLo Green Beret Charles Kuralt Meg Ryan O'Neal Young Jeezy Felix the Cat Stevens Spielberg Slammin Sammy Davis Junior Seau Alf Gore Vidalton Maltz Tara Reiding Rainbow Jackson Pollock

is Survivor movies? "It's better than a movie." -my man Joe even though he voted out my other man Alan I think we all knew that was coming Good stuff

I put my johns on one leguizamo at a time, just like everybody else.

nice try Cisco, trying to get all the big important secrets in our minds like how many times we listen to an ep before attempting to do a good comment. you probly been working for the FBI this whole time, oh hey what's this, ooo dang gang he's wearing a wire! quick burn everything, scrap the stolen Scooby-doo lunch boxes and release the disco doves Lou was funny and chill and it would be great if one day he was our close friend again

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's a major astronomical event and should be reported to NASA.

In times of grief we sorrow and frown, in times of good grief, Charlie Brown.

'Perception is nine-tenths of the lobster sauce,' quoth the mobster boss.

I've heard of a tongue twister, but a dung blister? That's what I get for taking crap off my dumb sister.

wildly charismatic, impossibly brilliant, totally rebellious

when we're the monsters inside us most, with brutal fang and venom cloaked in hallowed slang and lemon toast, plus Davenport and Clements' jokes, well that's just loads of fun

Neon Deion peed on Aeon Flux's tux's plush fit Muppet ski thong.

Thanks to the miracle of modern modems this totem scrotum is all she wrote, Mmm.

sit down in the shade and watch the bay go dye, all the colors of the rainbow sky