Charlie Murphy Brown
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's a major astronomical event and should be reported to NASA.
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In times of grief we sorrow and frown, in times of good grief, Charlie Brown.
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'Perception is nine-tenths of the lobster sauce,' quoth the mobster boss.
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I've heard of a tongue twister, but a dung blister? That's what I get for taking crap off my dumb sister.
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Neon Deion peed on Aeon Flux's tux's plush fit Muppet ski thong.
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Thanks to the miracle of modern modems this totem scrotum is all she wrote, Mmm.
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H to the izzo, V to the izzay, Rene to the Russo, Doris to the Dizzay- what's that spell?
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this model comes with all the bells and whistles, most of the gongs and pistols, plus five dozen frozen nipples.
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Old Man Piven was livin the dream, had driven the lemurs far outta the scene, til them damn hipster lemurs showed up, start actin like-
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Full disclosure this bull enclosure's a nose closer to hull implosure.
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I'm just a guy, standing in front of a girl with a dragon tattoo, asking her to please chill out with all the knives.
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Another long line of dong vines on your mom's Wine and Pawn signs.
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my brother the king is a real dbag, but yo mama the high priestess is a real her grace the poo poo face.
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the Saudis shelled Sally's seashore sex cells by the sheep stalls shit falls directly off the coastal mauls of Pitfall Harry's whip claws.
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We'll burn that bridge when we come on it- said the man with volcanic jizz.
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your battles, but you can't pickle your friend's battletoads.
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Sex sells, butt sweat smells but words will never hurt mediocre carpetbaggers like your uncle ethanol.
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Payback is a bitch. Hey don't talk about my mama like that. Shut up Payback Jr!
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Do you have any idea how many generations this first generation Next Generation Geordi La Forge space visor's been in my family?
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You herd it here first, then you herd it over there, then once they've eaten take the flock down to the drive-in.
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Welcome to your worst nightmare, plus now there's also cooties.
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A strong vision is vital in any artistic endeavor, which is why Stevie Wonder sucks at Lite-Brite.
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Your maternal figure so overweight she got two diet pops at the picture show.
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