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Charlie Murphy Brown

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    Always looking out for the next big thing? Well get ready to have your pants blown off. Presenting the brand new Pants Blower Offer 5000!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Been there, done that. Went back, did it again. Going next month and taking the whole family.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Murder and intrigue, lies and deception, Turner and Hooch, Charlton Heston, this winter in a special holiday death match.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    What's got two thumbs, six pinkies, twelve clavicles, a wooden ear, speaks fluent Smurf and drives a raspberry frog?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Just once I'd like to get in on the ground floor of something, all this parachuting onto roofs is a real drag.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The battle lines have been drawn. Wait, sorry, those are M&M's. Well the battle lines are definitely coming soon.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    today's the first day of the rest of your lifetime supply of pickles and snozzberry wine.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    always try to speak from the heart, tho it keeps making mostly mushy noises.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don't know much about a lot of things, but I do know a little about nothing, so believe me when I whisper this into your ear canal.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Here's how it starts, there's how it ends, that's how the middle of gravity bends.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    That's canon, this is canon, that's a band with Michael Shannon, here's an organ B3 Hammond, there's a land of simple slammin' grooves.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The head of bees served feta cheese to the Lebanese sweater fleas.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Slow to anger, quick to forgive, medium speed for everything else.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The roast is toast but the rice is nice and the stuffings fluffy and full of lice, but organic cage free lice that led a chill life up to this buffet.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Do you see, we are equal in the dark. It is only our voices that echo the cabbage, now check this dope blacklight and laser.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don't believe the hype, do believe the Skype, and watch out for that wascally wabbit, dagnabbit, force of habit.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    this roadside voter pride davy crockett nonprofit gourmet chocolate party rocket is now open for biscuits.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don't quit your DayQuil job, the one at the DayQuil factory you dirty NyQuil sucking sanguinista.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Somewhat of an Oxy moron Goran never figured out which side of the pad to put against his face.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    'Ergo me hair blows,' the scarecrow cried werewolf.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Never poke a dead gift horse when it's down and out in Beverly Hills, but not because it ain't a heavenly thrill.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The Purge: Annihilation Surge: On the Verge of a European Scourge. Words by the Superfluous Dirge. Set design by Curious Jerge.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I put some magic racing stripes on my custom Patrick Swayze bike, and a card in the spokes what makes it sound so real.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It's not a lot of tostada but it got a wad of hot lava atop the pot of rotten apricot guava.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I put my johns on one leguizamo at a time, just like everybody else.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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