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Topics posted by Charlie Murphy Brown
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In our spare times we battle hair crimes, barter bootleg dog beware signs, and shoot some cute dead frog and bear vines, these two look like they're..
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Sometimes you feel like a nut, other times it's a bit more nuanced, like a honey roasted cashew that's been flattened by an 18 wheeler.
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There's a big difference between perception and reality, but only a small gap between your two front teeth. Which do you propose we tackle today?
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After imploring the raucous fiends to belay their sinister wrath, the troop did all sit down to share some tasty salts in bath.
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That witch is malicious, she loves that which is malevolent. Sprinkle in some eye of newt and you got a potent party prescription for the...
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Do I want updates? Gross, no, do you want die?
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Napoleon's sister Caroline arranged for him a mistress who gave birth to a child thus proving his fertility. This led him to divorce his first love...
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Throw out all your antiquated ideas about what antifreeze should taste like.
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The Cure on a bureau in chiaroscuro, the Eagles on seagulls in sleek Buick Regals, Lorde untoward in a 32 Ford, us nonplussed on a bus.
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Some days are better than others, other days are Wayne Federman covers.
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If by 'street cred' you mean pockets full of gummy barracudas, then yeah, I got tons.
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Frodo and a GoPro in a dojo toe-to-toe with that mofo Modo, throwin' blows at his foes that's when the hobo mojo shows.
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Wiseman once say gugu gaga cuz hey we all been babies.
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We all have our downfall, mine just happens to be Falling Down. Michael Douglas as a hot vigilante? Come on!
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But I'd give it all up in a second for just one day as a normo. Warsh the cat, stub the toe, all that classic normo jazz.
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From the folks that brought you The People Under the Stairway to Heaven's Gate, here's some more bullshit.
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This summer, Kevin Bacon, Fiona Apple & Carrot Top, featuring Meatloaf, Jerry Rice & John Candy, & introducing Darryl Strawberry as Professor Plum.
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I like to sew. Sorry no I mean I like to sue. So settle in for a long night of settling out of court. No Matlocks allowed.
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Holy shit I can see, what'd you put on my eyes? Some Holy shit. OMG! Please my friends call me Christ.
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Starting a Kickstarter to start shit with a shit starter named Nick Carter, no relation.
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And I was like come at me dog, and he was all bark bark woof, so I said oh so it's like that? then he shook his tail & I scratched his ears, the end.
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I'd like to thank my fans- oscillating, ceiling, box and swim. You da best!
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And so the plot thickens. Wait what are you sure? Okay, take two- And so the butterscotch ramen thickens. Let's see how the biscuits came out.
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Remember it's the thought that counts, so quit doing algebra with your nostrils.
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