Charlie Murphy Brown

Hi, this is Dr. Freud. I keep receiving pages from this number. Please, I am dead, and booked thru 2017. Mommy?

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 26, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

High Powered. New Yoke. City Lawyer. Tom Sawyer's country hustle: Bumpkin Shuffle in a sunken bunk in Brussels

By Charlie Murphy Brown, August 24, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• DTFH
• twaing

Holy robot teardrops Kemo Sabe, the Batmobile lost its wheel & Joker got Nilla wafers for movie nite

By Charlie Murphy Brown, August 29, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• solidarity

Holy shit I can see, what'd you put on my eyes? Some Holy shit. OMG! Please my friends call me Christ.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, April 29, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I ain't no dentist. Don't tell me about yo fillings. Cathartic pie crust and transcendental hygiene

By Charlie Murphy Brown, June 17, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• quality eats
• floss daily
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I can make a mean omelet, it's angry, it's pissed, it's throwing spit wads at the teacher.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, March 10, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I dare say I do. I double dare say you don't. Ok, I'll take the physical challenge. We wheeze, the seek wit, weapon!

By Charlie Murphy Brown, August 20, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• slimed

I don't believe in chastity belts, but I'll take some chastity Air Jordans if you got a pair.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, March 7, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I double U see dead people. Eye W. C. Fields. Do U Elayne, take YouTube back? Slash: "fine, do Pearl Jam Yield?"

By Charlie Murphy Brown, August 17, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Boosler
• Puns N Hosers

I like to sew. Sorry no I mean I like to sue. So settle in for a long night of settling out of court. No Matlocks allowed.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, April 28, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I only wanna make it to the end of this crazy adventure- Be something, and do somebody. Like do them with sex.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, October 10, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Ouija-13

I put my johns on one leguizamo at a time, just like everybody else.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, October 19, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I put some magic racing stripes on my custom Patrick Swayze bike, and a card in the spokes what makes it sound so real.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, October 20, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I tunes, you tunes, we all tunes son. Pitch pipes and pee-annas is the family biz.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, December 9, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• karenina
• Leo T

I'd like to thank my fans- oscillating, ceiling, box and swim. You da best!

By Charlie Murphy Brown, May 6, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'll be goin you'll be gettin will begotten dirty rotten kitten floppin. Over a medium flame. Golden crispy

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 23, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• on a hot tin roof

I'm a die hard Die Hard: With a Vengeance fan boat Captain Picard type A-hole personality. Meaning eye is bald

By Charlie Murphy Brown, November 18, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• type-O
• negative

I'm a this and a that as is each one of you, scissor my zits, don't they bleed chicken stew?

By Charlie Murphy Brown, August 25, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm culturally Jewish, religiously spiritual & theoretically true, whilst remaining historically accurate & comedically blue

By Charlie Murphy Brown, April 19, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm just a guy, standing in front of a girl with a dragon tattoo, asking her to please chill out with all the knives.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 21, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I've heard of a tongue twister, but a dung blister? That's what I get for taking crap off my dumb sister.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, October 13, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If by 'street cred' you mean pockets full of gummy barracudas, then yeah, I got tons.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, March 25, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If it's a good powdered donut I will eat it...

By Charlie Murphy Brown, November 8, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• mmm
• dough

In our spare times we battle hair crimes, barter bootleg dog beware signs, and shoot some cute dead frog and bear vines, these two look like they're..

By Charlie Murphy Brown, April 21, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

In the land of the 1-eyed 1-horned flying purple people eater the 2-eyed 2-horned tunneling topaz turtle tamer is tops at the terrarium.

By Charlie Murphy Brown, January 18, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions