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Was that David Wong, author of John Dies at the End?

I was equally confused about the dabs rig bit. "Is this from Blade Runner?" was amazing.

The triumphant return of the Middleditch burp!

http://www.airplaneboneyards.com/davis-monthan-afb-amarg-airplane-boneyard.htm I'm guessing this is the place Turd was talking about, it's only about ten minutes from my house. It's crazy driving by it, it's HUUUUGE.

Noh Yes Yes made me lose my shit.

I am truly at a loss for words. This is amazing. You know what LegalZoom? You've been arooound...

So much laughing, I love it.

KUBIIIIIITTTTCCCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't tread on me, bro. Also, I legitimately thought nobody was going to applaud for Cody for a second. That would have been hilarious.

How exactly does a lobster crack someone's chest open? Also, DONKEY!

Jesus Christ, AfterMyOrgasm's question.

First thing I thought of when I saw the episode title. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyCfp_Zz5Ek&feature=youtu.be I've never even heard of this movie, but when he said it was about The Village People, I thought 'ok, I'll watch it.' Then he said Steve Guttenberg and I fucking died. Demolition Man with Van Damme and Steven Seagal? Good lord.

Totally on the same page as Paul with the 10-inch mattress thing. I think the same thing every time I hear that.

"Did you say nice vision goggles?" I love how PFT's inflections can make the simplest things make me crack up.

Sorry Pardo.

Oh dear, this is gonna get uncomfortable.

Audible.com really is great. They have my favorite book, the dictionary.

It is baffling to me that Paul has forgotten his own appearance in films.

Thanks for the heads up. I made sure to pause in until I swallowed my mouthful of food. That could've been messy / I could have choked to death.

1. Hmmm...Rin-gu is Howard's go-to horror film...curious 2. "What's the big mou-I-cause my new shower curtain up has top-top-og-raphy." was amazing. Howard's ability to mangle the English language is delightful. 3. I've heard of a dog swap, but a cat swap???

Ugh. I run a shipping store, and the conversation about the state abbreviations was making me lose my mind. I kept wanting to yell "NO! WRONG!"