angryrose

I suddenly want to get really high.

One day I, too, will have a job where I can record my job 6 months in advance. But until then, I will live vicariously through Paul F Tompkins.

Turd Dunkweed aka Ted Cruz?

I'm trying to figure out the special effects on how Garry Marshall was on the phone and Ice T being in-studio.

If I thought I couldn't love Gino more, he says "Fuck the Pats" and, just, it's beautiful.

Scott Ocarina of Time: Doctor Octopus.

MOTHERFUCKING RICHARD HARROW.

It took me a second for me to realize this wasn't PFT. I'm going to need Tony and Cake Boss get together in an Italian-Off. "OHHHH BACHAGABELLLLLE!"

Paul's mention of the Fisher Price Circus Set sent me down a rabbit hole of finding all my old Fisher Price toys....

I'm going to write HAUNTED on everything I don't want stolen. Thanks Paul for the tip!

Me too, I thought "man brats" was code for a man brat .. if ya know what I'm sayinnn' ...I was very disappointed.

"I'm married to a face." - Sly Stallone

I loved the plugs theme very much. Sean and Hayes BACK DOING ADS YES PLEASE THANK YOU.

Paul's ad while he's waiting for his plane to board, respect. He's always working!

HEY, THE PORTLAND SEA DOGS ARE A FUN TEAM TO WATCH OK, PAUL?

Monday is pretty good when PFT and Scott banter back and forth.

Time Master sounds like Rowlf from the Muppets.

Scott Aukerman, ESQ.

Paul is gon' be pissed that Cantina song was done without him.

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annnnnd the Boston 7pm show is sold out and I'm sure I can't make the 10pm one. I love CBB but whoever the asshole that is selling the tickets for $220 a piece on StubHub, there is a special place in Hell for you.

Royal Oak Music Theatre is pretty nice over in the Detroit area. Not sure why they say it's in Detroit because the Royal Oak Music Theatre isn't in Detroit, it's in Royal Oak (close enough I guess). If you're in Ohio, I think that that would be closer than Chicago?

Take her and have PFT deliver her baby on stage.

Presale for Boston starts on the 10th, is there going to be a password for the presale?

How did Scott know I wanted to hear penis descriptions this early in the morning? He read my mind.