I like cheese in the store
I like cheese even more
I like cheese in the wrapper
When I eat cheese, I couldn't be happer
(cont. from above)
I like white, and I like it yellow
I guess you could say I'm a cheese kinda' fellow
Cheese can go on anything
When I make it, I like to sing
Macaroni and cheese, sandwiches and more
When I eat cheese, I kinda' snore
My nose gets clogged
My eyes are fogged
I even feed cheese to my dog
You can melt your cheese, or eat it whole
You can put it in a cup, or eat it from a bowl
But when you eat cheese, be kind of careful
'Cause you could spill it
(I found this in a folder from 1997 and realized it was meant to come out of Scott's mouth, if anyone's.)