Spenny and the Jets

I just went to naturebox.com/improv and got me some snacks. They ship to Canada!

Great Ehnnn Wrong this week. I guess I'm the government then.

YES! YES! They finally said my name and it feels so good! Also fun to imagine myself as a middle class boner, that's so me. Also, my friend tried to get his friend into Hollywood Handbook and I think we're due for an ep of ehnnn WRONG:

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang an insider's guide to kicking butt and dropping names in the red carpet lined back hallways of this industry we call showbiz

"Ooooh papi let me bang" just destroyed me. Amazing ep. They touched on this at the end but I was also incredibly impressed with the sharp callbacks. I do a ton of improv and smoke a ton of pot but almost never together, it's so hard to remember something 10 minutes prior. ALMOST no eating noises, you're nearly there guys!

Alright I will not be reading all 13 pages of the forum (leave this place for a couple days and BAM you've got more reading than a third year English student). BUT I WILL SAY THIS: Joe McGurl, *clenches teeth* I'm so happy for you! What is going on. When will the name "Spenny and the Jets" be synonymous with "pro-version". I literally did pay $100! Joe makes that much in a year! Agata can you do something? Brett even? Engineer cody boy? Also great ep, real corker of a guest.

Off topic but, guys, greggy has a hilarious twitter https://twitter.com/TheGreggiest

The scuzzman looks exactly like I pictured

Jesus this Colt character is on for a day and HE gets the pro version? I mean dude's got a cross between a go cart and a tractor for a profile picture! Prolly smashes dumpsters together for a living! And you're telling me he paid more than $117 Canadian? Geez Louise (Lake Louise, Canada) P.S. "something of a farmy brat" will always make me buss' up

Also can you ask Sean and Hayes to gimme dat pro-version?

Goldie Hawn, well, which one is it?

Very late to the game but I need to tell you all: HOLLYWOOD HANDBOOK IS THE BEST PODCAST ON THIS NETWORK Blasphemy I know but fuck me it's incredible. ALSO, anyone else find that Torquil sounded like Brendon Small?

Love all this fat dick talk. Posting again to petition for my pro-version. #SpennyForProVersion #TimSaysI'mReady #I'mABoy

I'm a boy

Maybe I'm just the most immature person in the world, but pulling a tampon out with a 4x4 absolutely KILLED me.