EPISODE 200 — 200th Episode!

[EPISODE 200 — 200th Episode!]

I just went to naturebox.com/improv and got me some snacks.

 

They ship to Canada!

[Episode 87 — Whitmer Thomas and Clay Tatum, Our Close Friend]

Great Ehnnn Wrong this week.

 

I guess I'm the government then.

[Episode 86 — Ross Mathews, Our Close Friend]

YES! YES! They finally said my name and it feels so good! Also fun to imagine myself as a middle class boner, that's so me.

 

Also, my friend tried to get his friend into Hollywood Handbook and I think we're due for an ep of ehnnn WRONG:

 

[Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang an insider's guide to kicking butt and dropping names in the red carpet lined back hallways of this industry we call showb]

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang an insider's guide to kicking butt and dropping names in the red carpet lined back hallways of this industry we call showbiz

[EPISODE 184 — 4/20 Special: Clit's Alive]

"Ooooh papi let me bang" just destroyed me. Amazing ep. They touched on this at the end but I was also incredibly impressed with the sharp callbacks. I do a ton of improv and smoke a ton of pot but almost never together, it's so hard to remember something 10 minutes prior.

 

ALMOST no eating noises, you're nearly there guys!

[EPISODE 80 — Jon Gabrus Again, Our Close Friend]

Alright I will not be reading all 13 pages of the forum (leave this place for a couple days and BAM you've got more reading than a third year English student).

 

BUT I WILL SAY THIS: Joe McGurl, *clenches teeth* I'm so happy for you!

 

What is going on. When will the name "Spenny and the Jets" be synonymous with "pro-version". I literally did pay $100! Joe makes that much in a year!

 

Agata can you do something? Brett even? Engineer cody boy?

 

Also great ep, real corker of a guest.

[Episode 77 — The ScuzzMan, Dom's Close Friend]

Off topic but, guys, greggy has a hilarious twitter

 

https://twitter.com/TheGreggiest

[Episode 77 — The ScuzzMan, Dom's Close Friend]

The scuzzman looks exactly like I pictured

[Episode 77 — The ScuzzMan, Dom's Close Friend]

Jesus this Colt character is on for a day and HE gets the pro version? I mean dude's got a cross between a go cart and a tractor for a profile picture! Prolly smashes dumpsters together for a living!

 

And you're telling me he paid more than $117 Canadian? Geez Louise (Lake Louise, Canada)

 

P.S. "something of a farmy brat" will always make me buss' up

[Episode 76 — Hal Rudnick, Our Close Friend]

Also can you ask Sean and Hayes to gimme dat pro-version?

[Episode 76 — Hal Rudnick, Our Close Friend]

Goldie Hawn, well, which one is it?

[EPISODE 341 — Banging the Table with Stars]

Very late to the game but I need to tell you all:

 

HOLLYWOOD HANDBOOK IS THE BEST PODCAST ON THIS NETWORK

 

Blasphemy I know but fuck me it's incredible.

 

ALSO, anyone else find that Torquil sounded like Brendon Small?

[Episode 76 — Hal Rudnick, Our Close Friend]

Love all this fat dick talk.

 

Posting again to petition for my pro-version. #SpennyForProVersion #TimSaysI'mReady #I'mABoy

[Episode 76 — Hal Rudnick, Our Close Friend]

S&H, Spenny and I go way back ((s)he mentioned (s)he liked my song like six months ago) so I can vouch for his/her pro-version readiness. I'm authorizing.

 

I'm a boy

[EPISODE 179 — LIVE from SXSW 2015 with Austin Lucas]

Maybe I'm just the most immature person in the world, but pulling a tampon out with a 4x4 absolutely KILLED me.

[EPISODE 178 — Allison Weiss' Secret Sad Dance Party]

First of all, enough of these negative vibes towards the musical guest, she was great! Even if she hadn't been great she comes from a place of truth (truth in comedy, doy).

 

 

I know improv isn't really supposed to be about 'jokes', but Lauren fucking SLAYED me with "Ya wanna .69?" and "Well, write today."

 

I actually came on here to remind everyone that the "wanna .69?" joke was absolute brilliance. Also I love Eugene's relentless agenda to bring up 90s booty music all the time. This isn't the first time he's done it and it always kills me.

[Episode 76 — Hal Rudnick, Our Close Friend]

What up what up, I haven't listened to this ep yet but I won't let that stop me from speaking my mind.

 

HUGE NEWS: I managed to get my roommate hooked on hollywood handbook! A regular scoop troop member even! Take that wolf den (bend right down and suck on these)!

 

Now that I have your attention, Sean and Hayes, where's my goddamn pro-version? I donated $100 ($117 Canadian) to this dang show and all I want is for a pseudo-celebrity to say "Spenny". Is that so much to ask? Please and thanks.

[Episode 168 — These Fat Crackers: The Final Battle]

Incredible ep all the way through. Charlie kills me. I was dying when he confused Eugene for a server.

[Episode 65 — Dan Klein, Our Close Friend]

IIIIIIIIT'S BEAN

 

watch those CBB references pal you wanna get two weeks detention?

[Episode 64 — Listeners, Our Close Friends]

Mouse skeleton made me buss up super good too.

 

There are so many great momenta but here are some that come to my mind

 

Re: other podcasts on earwolf "bend right down and suck on these"

"Who are some actresses who AREN'T pretty and AREN'T talented?"

Re: #YesAllWomen "Yes, and us as well, if anything more so"

[Episode 64 — Listeners, Our Close Friends]

I haven't read this whole thread so maybe this has been covered.... But holy shit Chanson referred to as the human mosquito just killed me.

 

 

Also I paid my hundo bucks daddy wants his pro version

[Episode 61 — Pauly Shore, Our Close Friend]

wowza big get

[Episode 59 — Paul Scheer, Our Close Friend]

Because like a peach indeed. So I donated a hundo big ones to the show and I'm still waiting for my shoutout or at the bee least pro version. I had to work a bunch of double shifts at the dumpster yards to afford it too... I'm hopeful though that if a farm orphan can get to where Sean is, maybe I can too.

 

 

 

Hey Chanson

[Episode 158 — Austin Lucas and the Fact Off]

Brilliant ep

 

"Same truths! Same truths!"

[Episode 57 — Sean and Hayes, Our Closest Friends]

I was gettin' real spoooked listening to that part about mouse skellingtons, cuz they could be ANYWHERE.

 

Also, does anyone remember the episode where they were talking about "yes all women, and us as well"? That bit still buss's me up on the reg.