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If you like a hot butthole but hate spicy food this is the show for you!

I don't mean to sound cliche but I saw Nick Lachey and Macy Grey doing macrame last Saturday.

Sorry you had to find out about my voice this way

Is it two coffees and a poop or two poops and a coffee, I don't know I need something every morning

If this is just about the shorts, then you could have worn pants.

I didn't have any whole milk so I just used skim and maple syrup.

I found it odd that when bibi was getting ready for her American tour her first new song is Speed a song that bad mouths America and suggests that we are all addicted to speed. Talk about shitting where you eat. I did like the song but why would the American public want to pay to see this woman trash them?

I watched the movie Selma and wasn't sure which actress was Oprah, do you think that means I'm racist?

It will be a quick Thursday in hell before I let you ride this panda.

Turkey Trot? More like jerky trot!

Just like I said when I met Mama J and the dirty Guacs "I like this show"

"Yo Pepperoni gang drop me a nasty beat" said Mc Lil Pizza as he began what would be his final show.

Hey don't let that elf steal your purse! Unless you've been trying to sell it and no seems intrested then maybe you should let the little guy have it.

Not knowing is natures way of saying you're dumb.

You know how when you are taking a poo and the water spashes on to your butt, I find that cool and refreshing