If you like a hot butthole but hate spicy food this is the show for you!

[If you like a hot butthole but hate spicy food this is the show for you!]

If you like a hot butthole but hate spicy food this is the show for you!

[I don't mean to sound cliche but I saw Nick Lachey and Macy Grey doing macrame last Saturday.]

I don't mean to sound cliche but I saw Nick Lachey and Macy Grey doing macrame last Saturday.

[Sorry you had to find out about my voice this way]

Sorry you had to find out about my voice this way

[Is it two coffees and a poop or two poops and a coffee, I don't know I need something every morning]

Is it two coffees and a poop or two poops and a coffee, I don't know I need something every morning

[If this is just about the shorts, then you could have worn pants.]

If this is just about the shorts, then you could have worn pants.

[I didn't have any whole milk so I just used skim and maple syrup.]

I didn't have any whole milk so I just used skim and maple syrup.

[Episode 129 - The Apple: LIVE!]

I found it odd that when bibi was getting ready for her American tour her first new song is Speed a song that bad mouths America and suggests that we are all addicted to speed. Talk about shitting where you eat. I did like the song but why would the American public want to pay to see this woman trash them?

[I watched the movie Selma and wasn't sure which actress was Oprah, do you think that means I'm racist?]

I watched the movie Selma and wasn't sure which actress was Oprah, do you think that means I'm racist?

[It will be a quick Thursday in hell before I let you ride this panda.]

It will be a quick Thursday in hell before I let you ride this panda.

[Turkey Trot? More like jerky trot!]

Turkey Trot? More like jerky trot!

[Just like I said when I met Mama J and the dirty Guacs "I like this show"]

Just like I said when I met Mama J and the dirty Guacs "I like this show"

["Yo Pepperoni gang drop me a nasty beat" said Mc Lil Pizza as he began what would be his final show.]

"Yo Pepperoni gang drop me a nasty beat" said Mc Lil Pizza as he began what would be his final show.

[Hey don't let that elf steal your purse! Unless you've been trying to sell it and no seems intrested then maybe you should let the little guy have it.]

Hey don't let that elf steal your purse! Unless you've been trying to sell it and no seems intrested then maybe you should let the little guy have it.

[Not knowing is natures way of saying you're dumb.]

Not knowing is natures way of saying you're dumb.

[You know how when you are taking a poo and the water spashes on to your butt, I find that cool and refreshing]

You know how when you are taking a poo and the water spashes on to your butt, I find that cool and refreshing

[I'll remember to flush if you remember to put away your collection corn holders]

I'll remember to flush if you remember to put away your collection corn holders

[Jonathan, more like Jon gained alittle weight so maybe we should be nice to him today]

Jonathan, more like Jon gained alittle weight so maybe we should be nice to him today

[Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way..]

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more pie

[Don't Allow yourself to be upset and disturbed. Hold your ....]

Don't Allow yourself to be upset and disturbed. Hold your peace because without it you have no pie!

[If I'm half a man then you're all right]

If I'm half a man then you're all right

[I know you, but it's not what you think]

I know you, but it's not what you think

[Not the Will Smith movie "The remains of the chicken salad"]

Not the Will Smith movie "The remains of the chicken salad"

[Mannequin]

Wanted to post this move a recommendation but saw it was posted back in 2012 so here is a bump cause this movie is all kinds of good awful.

[License to Drive]

1988 and the two Coreys make another great movie

"Some guys get all the breaks"

[We have never not been talking about Hands across America]

We have never not been talking about Hands across America