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    Sleepwalkers (1992)

    Watched the best bad movie of my life last night! Cats? Check! Incest? Check! Guy getting stabbed with a cob of corn? Mother fucking check! Also you guys can watch it for free on crackle. No idea how it flew under my radar for so long.
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    Cherry Falls (2000)

    I Believe it! What theater would carry this?
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    Little Monsters (1989)

    oh man, I remember thins train wreck from my childhood. I can't unsee this bullshit
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    The Sweetest Thing (2002)

    Utterly bonkers
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    Which Movies Does HDTGM Absolutely Need To Review?

    Cherry Falls, Next, Are We There Yet?, Black Knight, Zardoz
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    Yes this movie is a must! it's like being trapped inside the mind of a serial murder for two hours, Sean Connery's diaper spandez is pretty epic as well.
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    Warriors of Virtue (1997)

    How could I have forgotten this totally insane movie, man the nineties was a glorious time
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    Cherry Falls (2000)

    I half remembered this movie from high school but figured i'd have to rewatch it to see if it was really crazy enough to recommended for HDTGM. I watched it the other night and holy shit this movie is absolutely NUTS. I honestly can't sum up the insanity of this movie better than it's IMDB page: "A psychotic serial slasher starts a bloodthirsty murder rampage at Cherry Falls high school that only kills the local high school virgins. This leads to the local teenage population organizing a sex party." ​Seriously this movie has everything, hideously mangled attempts at feminism, tonnes of gross sex and acting that makes Nic Cage look like Anthony Hopkins. PLEASE DO THIS MOVIE!