Sleepwalkers (1992)

[Sleepwalkers (1992)]

Watched the best bad movie of my life last night! Cats? Check! Incest? Check! Guy getting stabbed with a cob of corn? Mother fucking check! Also you guys can watch it for free on crackle. No idea how it flew under my radar for so long.

[Cherry Falls (2000)]

I Believe it! What theater would carry this?

[Little Monsters (1989)]

oh man, I remember thins train wreck from my childhood. I can't unsee this bullshit

[The Sweetest Thing (2002)]

Utterly bonkers

[Which Movies Does HDTGM Absolutely Need To Review?]

Cherry Falls, Next, Are We There Yet?, Black Knight, Zardoz

[Zardoz]

Yes this movie is a must! it's like being trapped inside the mind of a serial murder for two hours, Sean Connery's diaper spandez is pretty epic as well.

[Warriors of Virtue (1997)]

How could I have forgotten this totally insane movie, man the nineties was a glorious time

[Cherry Falls (2000)]

I half remembered this movie from high school but figured i'd have to rewatch it to see if it was really crazy enough to recommended for HDTGM. I watched it the other night and holy shit this movie is absolutely NUTS. I honestly can't sum up the insanity of this movie better than it's IMDB page:

 

"A psychotic serial slasher starts a bloodthirsty murder rampage at Cherry Falls high school that only kills the local high school virgins. This leads to the local teenage population organizing a sex party."

 

​Seriously this movie has everything, hideously mangled attempts at feminism, tonnes of gross sex and acting that makes Nic Cage look like Anthony Hopkins. PLEASE DO THIS MOVIE!