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holy shit it did sell out! I dont know how big that venue is but I didnt expect that to happen so quickly

nearly had a panic attack when I realized the boys were saying they werent doing the show anymore after this. that isnt what they were saying, was it? WAS IT????

just spent 5 minutes turning the "I HAVE A BMW..." rant into a ringtone

Oh god-the I HAVE A BMW, A PORSCHE, A MONSTER TRUCK, A HOUSE, AND 30 COMPANIES!!! guy! Reality Show Show was so good. I love HH more than I love most things in life, but sometimes I like to hear S&H being themselves and not characters* *yeah, I know. Sean and Hayes arent playing characters on HH

I have not run over anyone with a Vespa, but this episode also didnt download for me. And now when I go into my HH feed on the podcast app and refresh it it doesnt show up. FML

listened to this on my morning run-got back right after Sean's scientific bug/insect/spider/etc explanation-got back in the house and the first centipede of the spring ran across the floor in front of me. COINCIDENCE?

I was on pins and needles this whole ep. Wasnt sure if Hayes was going to go for it and leave Sean behind. Im glad he didnt

I havent been posting on the forum in the last 6 months but I was dicking around on the internet and found I had a page on the HH Wiki which made me feel cool and reminded me the forum was cool. I see we are posting about crows these days eh?

Happy day after Boxing Day Hollywood Handbook Heads, hope you are having a chill morning

i just sold like 8 old ps3 games to amazon.com and they gave me like 30 bucks for them. felt nice to reduce some of the clutter in my house /iknowiknowcoolstorybro

as a teacher I was happy to get something of a shout-out this episode when they mentioned harold reynolds the first thing I thought of was "SEATTLE MARINERS. CHANSON IS FROM WASHINGTON." HH is in my head. Hope your car is doing better Chanson

agreed. for some reason Kendrick Lamar bores me to tears. Same with Vince Staples most recent album--highly acclaimed, got listened to once and probably never again. I also feel the same way about just about everything Kanye puts out. I think hes a boring MC and the only people blown away by the production on Yeezus were the people who hadnt been paying attention to people like Evian Christ for years already. /snooty music rant over

I walk by Collector's Edge all the time and scoff at the low lifes inside, because that is the type of elitist i am

to be fair, i am one of those types who cant stand comic books in the first place and think they are fucking dumb and for little kids, but nothing like bumping a great track and then sitting there for 45 seconds after it ends as some stupid clip about the backstory of Doctor Doom plays.

I will go to the grave saying that I adore Doom's work with all of his aliases and also Madlibs production, but I cant stand the comic book skit things he includes on each album. I understand his whole mythos is based on this, but it ruins the flow of the album for me. MM..Food and the King Geedorah albums are my favorites of what he has done

I am steamed that this episode didnt make Podmass on the AV Club this week

cake dump

Oh cool we are talking about music now! I have been listening to the new Miguel album quite a bit--it is fabulous. Also listening to a lot of footwork recently since the new RP Boo album dropped and rekindled my interest in the genre. And the new Wavves vs Cloud Nothings EP that came out is excellent as well. That has been my week in music

Season 4? Thats not possible, they stopped after 3

argh I wish there were someone in my life I could share this episode with. I have played HH for a few friends, and while they chuckle, I dont think they APPRECIATE IT ENOUGH. To do so I guess Id have to explain all the callbacks/recurring gags (Sean's dad/lizard brains/Wolfcool/popcorn gallery/etc) On a similar note I am making my girlfriend watch Arrested Development for the first time. Ive watched the series all the way through (lets not talk about season 4 as that never happened in my mind) probably 5 times, and while she laughs in the right spots I am constantly having to restrain myself from pausing the episode and shouting "DONT YOU COMPREHEND HOW BRILLIANT THAT JOKE WAS THAT THEY SET UP 5 EPISODES AGO!??!?!?!??!?!?!?" tl;dr I have issues and need help

sinbad probably shouldve been top 5, and i wont argue with anyone who wants to put Dave Thomas up there as well

My revised top 5 after finishing this episode about 2 minutes ago (this is getting difficult to limit it down) 1. Tom Scharpling 2. Scuzz Man 3. John Cochran 4. Matt Gourley 5. Dominic Dierkes

"I mean how is this like a thing, this show?" "Huh?"