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    Episode 205 - Jessica Chaffin, Our Close Friend

    whats LTL stand for? Loser The Loser?
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    Episode 203 - Lamar Woods, Our Close Friend

    FOR HAYES: this is the best episode of the podcast and im sure it has nothing to do with which host was there!! i guess Sean just keeps getting "lucky" that all of his solo hosting efforts have been smash hit home run dingers and not because he is being held back by the smart guy or that smart guys do this thing where they dont want you to be funny because it takes away from how smart they are and they may try to do something like make jokes about space or microscopes but its just not gonna be as funny as whatever pops into that brain.(not bretts brain lol seans cmon) FOR SEAN: wow i really liked Hayes in this reduced role where he steps back and lets u take control i really think you should push him to consider this as an every episode kind of thing. maybe he can do regular hosting on special ones where he knows the guest and is friends with them like umm... idk im sure u guys did this once!
  3. Hope this is Kevin's last episode.
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    Episode 199 - Scott Aukerman, Our 199th Episode Guest

    Hey Nick, Mary, Paul, Lauren, Gino, 1) Did you come all this way just to bow down and suck on Sean and Hayes because you could have done that from home. They're that big. Please don't ask this to the girls or just dont say it in front of them at all. 2) How many racist things did Jon Gabrus say this episode?
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    Lyrics: You know what it is, It's that boy Shonk. Ayo, Sean Clements Don't gotta don denims To leave em green and sour like some lawn lemons Step in his shoes, you need long leggings That boy yolk swole, like swan eggins They say oh no, like John Lennon He got them dope jokes, get out his mentions Do you wanna know the perfect sentence? It go, "Hi, I'm Shonk lemons." They call him Shonk He got that donk He in Tibet Hangin with Monk That right Tony Shaloub Once touched a boob Because Shonk made him cool By showin him this groove *DO THE SHONK LEMONS* *DO THE SHONK LEMONS* Get to steppin get to steppin get to steppin left. Get to steppin get to steppin get to steppin right. Do the Shonk Lemons You just walk left and right. Yea. Aye. P.S. this is Kevn O'Brien, clearly Dan Engler hacked my account and should go to jail. jk Dan don't really do it.
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    Episode 193 - Holly Prazoff, Our Close Friend

    prazoff fuck it prazoff
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    Episode 192 - Julie Klausner, Our Tonys Friend

    finally, these r the only episodes my girlfriend will listen to! she go wowzer for klausner oh, sorry, you didnt know?? im taken my the best :wub: :wub: thanks julie cause a couple that pods togetha live foreva trust this
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    Episode 191 - Eugene Cordero, Our Close Friend

    Hi guys, Kevin O'Brien here. Do i even need to voice my displeasure? it really feels like the boys are taking almost a mocking tone, making up stories that they bought the dark universe, as if they could ever even make enough money to buy it from some one. last i checked The Mummy grossed something like 100 million dollars HMM let me check sean and hayes wallets NOPE NOT 100 MILLION DOLLARS IN HERE. lastly, its actually a really good movie and way better than that Megan Leavey bullshit that everyone is so quick to praise even though they havent seen it and they probably bought 100 tickets to the mummy!!! fucking puta! 2nd of all its just good fun for the family and WHOAH SPOILERS! why are you spoiling this movie for the people that want to see it i know ur thinking is "everyone already saw it!" but its actually not the case i am going to a screening at 1:00pm today so i had to turn the podcast off half way and i really fear i may have seen too much anyway if u want to share the experience with me i will be on snapchat kob34 i really am trying to boost my followers so also follow me on twitter @kobthatreal for latest mummy related tweets.
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    Episode 190 - Bang Rodgman, Our Spinoff Friend

    Did you guys even listen to this ep? Clearly this is the last one, you could almost hear them squeezing the last remaining juice out in the last half hour.
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    Episode 189 - Mookie Blaiklock, Our Evergreen Friend

    Look how hairy Seans legs are. Shave your jeans much, bro? smh p.s. this episode kicked ass and all the other shows in the podcast arena it seems like that scene in the new thor movie like lets pretend Hayes was captured and they cut his hair and made him fight in an arena and then they announced who he is fighting and its like "THE INCREDDIBLE SEAN" and Sean just bursts through the doors and he screams "RAAAAAHHHH" and you see the look on Hayes face and everyone thinks he shoul be like "ahh" but really hes like "yippee!" and then he says "THATS MY FRIEND ! I KNOE HIM FROM WORK!" and then all of the audience realizes theyre actually other podcasts and Sean and Hayes about to kick their ass oh and Mookie is there he is... Groot.
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    Episode 188 - Tawny Newsome, Our Close Friend

    ok the howl episode was really good!! these people are funny as fuck!
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    Episode 188 - Tawny Newsome, Our Close Friend

    earwolf shill be more obvious
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    Episode 188 - Tawny Newsome, Our Close Friend

    Great episode, great guest, and as always, great hosts! a lot less bug talk this ep. thanks for being good sports and cutting down. - kevin o'brien
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    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    If you have to ask you cant afford it
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    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    have we talked about fyre festival and how we are lovin the rule baby maybe we can open this up for discussion more for the people and less beisbol de adentro
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    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    I will not be party to this.
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    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    Huh thats funny... your name is erasing itself from my christmas gift list... oh no the christmas card list too... Whats this, its gone from the good friends and buds list as well. dear god, a list is forming all on its own.... oh my its a shit list. thats right pal. or should i say ex-pal enjoy your NAZI STAR
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    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    And now our true goal has been revealed. If we do not have the use of Emoji's by sundown the sky will black, not from nightfall, but from the smothering dark smoke emerging from the fire of this forums corpse. It being night time will help the sky to be black but this is not the main reason the main reason is the smoke.
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    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    Dan, I think we've reached the forgiveness part of this emotional journey to redemption, and I REFUSE my forgiveness. I have learned the threatening TYPOGRAPHY of Tim Treese and his intimidating use of CAPITALIZATION, and I can assure you it will not be fun to READ. EDIT: Just want to take MOMENT to remember all of my friends and FELLOW posters who truly make me feel BLESSED.
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    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    Real forumers know who I am and want to fuck me.
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    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    Did Dengler just out me? Ya know this is treason. High 420 treason I said fuck these forums because they won't let me log into my account so i have to use the account that i originally made because my old account was fucked up then i got it back now we're back at square one so basically these forums make me mad because they don't know how to let me log in and im sure my number one hitter JefferyParties can agree that these forums are fucking annoying sometimes wth this log in bullshit! OKAY ARE U HAPPY!? u guys never even thought to wonder "hmm why isnt Kevin O'Brien posting here anymore he is always my favorite" and the reason is because u try to log in like once a week and u eventually say fuck it and fuck these forums then u listen to an episode that makes u laugh so hard ur like lets see if they fixed their shit but nope they havent so then u say oh yea my 2dicks account let me log in and let the forums know that they can get fucked! if u are a poster and thought i was sayng fuck you then well idk what to tell u other than ya got got by the best on accident
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    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    excuse me, just wanted to say that i agree with Sean that the Flash needs to show that top half but if we are being 100 percent honest with ourselves we know the flash is all about the legs with his running fast and all that so show me the bottom half i mean does this guy ever even wear shorts? you're telling me the fastest man alive isnt showing off his calves and quads. where is central city anyway is it not ever warm enough for shorts?? put the flash in a pair of shorts and to be honest have him jump every now and then whats so bad about flash jumping that they will not put it on the show. He should be able to jump really high. Okay, i did a little research and its supposed to be ohio. you should see the face i am making right now. its good. its not good in that i think ohio is good its more like holy hell we are legit talking about a flyover superhero that can't fly. what i just said was good. but back to Mr Allen, he is supposed to have zero percent body fat or something since his metabolism is so high and that would mean he is cut as fuck so this dude is just lazy or his body is just bad? he does kind of have short legs and a long torso which i thought if anything would mean hes really good at swimming. Fast people have long legs this is just a fact and that suit makes it look like hes wearing those pyjamas with the dropped crotch that looks like u made a dookie i always think flash is running so fast cause he crapped his pants and is running from the smell sorry im just a flash head who is tired of this CW BULLSHIT this isnt even PG 13 because in those movies u still see chest
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    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    THIS SHOW IS GREAT. Fuck these forums tho.
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    Episode 181 - Carl Tart, Our Close Friend

    question for hosts whhy is it raining outside right now but not in the background of the podcast?
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    Episode 181 - Carl Tart, Our Close Friend

    elephants are being hunted for their ivory please stop poachers thank you