Graham Wheeler

sad that my new job doesn't give me the luxury of lurking on this forum as often as i used to. also sad that it's taken an event such as this one to bring me back. (here comes the real sap) upon reading the news today (the LITERAL first thing i read this morning) and realizing the permanence of the situation at hand, i really only had one thought. i needed to call my youngest sister. currently on a pilgrimage walking the el camino trail in Spain, she was one of the first people i had ever introduced PB to. it's been hard staying in touch outside of the occasional "whats app" message here and there, but i let her know i had some pretty sad news to share. as i read kyle's blastronaut facebook post to her, word by word, i could hear her welling up. and the big brother started to as well. ive shared this great show with a wide variety of friends, but she was the only one i felt really got it like i did. my trips back home would lead to the ineviatble "awww my sweetie!" from her as we would see each other. beating each other to who could utter the fastest, "first of all, congrats" also became an ongoing joust of sorts. i knew that this trio meant as much to her as it did to me. "thank you" does not begin to highlight all that this show has done for me as a person/occasional remotely funny guy. all of you who have engaged our hosts and other members on this thread, we've had the pleasure of being a part of the single-most genuine podcast i have ever come across. looks like our favorite green circle award-winner agrees: we'll miss you, hatch - welp. that's been sap.

also realizing that my earwolf forum name is Bryan Pieces. no more farts and procreation. fuck this day. if anyone needs a shoulder ill be at the nearby Carls' Jr. <3 you heaps foamie.

the Earwolf family and the world lost one of the good guys yesterday. i fucking love you, Harris. "I'm wanna open a Jamaican, Irish, Spanish small-plate breakfast restaurant and call it - " (see my tagline for almost a year)

35 mins in...guest just began talking...please tell me he recovers...this is painful.

"what is that slashing motion you're making?" this ep. was next level C+

16 seconds in:

"This happens often enough" smash cut to "I hardly ever check these forums" gah. my brain.

FORGOT ABOUT THE UPCOMING VDAY EP. i smell a C+

BMMMP BMMMP BMMMP BMMMP WELL IT'S HOLLWOOD FACTS AND WE'RE GO - shit wrong thread.

is there anyone who wouldn't immediately buy a "NAME THAT PUNKY" tshirt?

the Grabowski tale might be the most relatable thing ive ever heard.

id jerk-off to that.

a real 2014 club banger.

my wife

there isn't a more genuine Scotty Auks than the one who feels obligated to defend his music preferences <3

was just going to post this! UTU2TM fans are a dedicated, rare, twisted breed. just throwin it out there...but how incredible would it be if Scott & Scott took a page out of the Analyze Phish book and recorded themselves going to one of these shows... throw Harris into the mix too. since this is his favorite band now.

i'm the mayor. bad. im twaci. great. thank you so very much, Earwolf.

THIS EP IS A GEM. YOU GOTTA CHERISH IT.

"even a broken clock is 5 o'clock shadow twice a day...if it's set at 5 o'clock." - epitome of Hot Sauce

having grown-up in the area, it is scary how on point the heavy majority of Gino's stories are. it would surprise me if half the people in attendance of a show at jones beach theater were NOT chasing their percosets with mike's hard lemonade.

well, that was about as raw an ending as ive heard on earwolf. i did forget...if only for awhile

(cue PFT busting down the door)

guys, wait. the star wars reenactment.

this year's best of should be littered with Tiny & Victor. that's a good point! (can't be the only one who heard this)

to each his (OR HER) own. compared to other guests, i feel he limits the chemistry between this trio and overall is difficult to listen to...namely in this episode. he's real funny, but still unnecessarily loud, in the "88 minutes" episode of HDTGM. his impersonation of Pacino fumbling a cell phone kills me.