Cameron H.

Oh, snap!

I know. I'm going to give it a fair shake. I'm just saying the first 8 mins have done little to alleviate my concerns. In other news, I'm currently listening to the In the Heights soundtrack for about the one millionth time. If any of you jokers haven't listened to it yet, what are we even doing here?

I watched 8 minutes of it this morning. You may want to hold off on your apology. You might not be completely wrong

Meanwhile, Phil Collins, a friend of Blaine's parents, observes all of this from a parking level above--too far away to save his godson--and feverishly scribbles out the lyrics to "In the Air Tonight" on the discarded wrapper of a PB&J burger...

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!! Okay, now I'm done.

That was a surfing magazine. He wasn't going to sully a single page of that. Plus, there's no way he got a good wipe with those glossy pages. Everything I wrote still stands!

That was essentially the point.

Here's a phrase I never thought I would type: I would like to talk a little bit more about Airborne's pooping scene. There's a lot to cover, so I figure the best way to do so is just take it step by step. To begin, the bullies sneak into the bathroom as Mitchell is taking his comfortable dump and destroy all the toilet paper in the restroom. In the next scene, we see Mitchell walking funny down a darkened and empty hallway as he picks the shit out of his ass. So my first question is: In a school that size, there has to be more than one bathroom, right? I mean, yeah, what happened sucks, and having to locate another bathroom isn't an ideal solution, but it's better than nothing, isn't it? So anyway, he's walking down this empty hallway when he runs into Wiley and they head for home. Two things here. Number one: Do you know what's weirder than taking a relaxation dump at school? Taking it after the school day is already over! I think most people in his situation would just say, "Screw that noise! I'll just hold it until I get home." Why put yourself through that? Number two: When Mitchell runs into Nikki later that day, he tells her that she is the first smiling face he's seen in "three weeks." That means, every day for almost a month, Mitchell and Wiley have been subjected to all manner of torment. How is it, after all this time, those two aren't already glued at the hip? If I were either of them, I wouldn't be doing anything by myself, particularly any activities that might leave me especially vulnerable. I mean, they already got Mitchell in the bathroom once before! High School is Natural Selection in its purest form, and those two chuckledicks need to learn how to fucking adapt. Next, Mitchell gets home and collapses on the hallway floor. That's right: he sits his rashy, shit-stained ass right on the floor. Look, I get it. Things are tough right now. But, rather than grinding those skidmarks any deeper into your poor, defenseless underwear, maybe take a fucking shower and get into a nice change of clothes. How about that? You can mope all you want to later. Oh? What's that? No time to shower and change because your roller blades just came in, and even though you could barely walk a minute ago--you know, on account of all the shit--you've just got to go shreddin'? Whatever you say, brah... Which leads me to my final point: he doesn't change his fucking clothes! Okay, look, I honestly don't know if he took a shower or not, maybe he did and just put his stank-ass clothes back on, but considering how stoked he was to see his blades, I'd guess the answer to that question is a big fat no. So now, close your eyes and just imagine, as Mitchell is flirting with Nikki and gazing deeply into her eyes at the botanical gardens...there is a rashy, chaffing, sweaty, shit-stained horror show going on in his pants! And that's it for me with the scatological stuff...I'm done.

All great bands! I even like The Monkees a great deal. I just think they get a bum rap (by the end, they were definitely a band, it shouldn't matter how they became one). I just like The Beatles more.

George is not only the best (even though I love all all of them), but the most handsome as well--as I attest on page 2 of that thread

But...is it really? ETA: And I mainly linked that as it has mine and Jack's picks. I don't think 24 Hour Party Pizza is going to be too stoked about this movie...

http://forum.earwolf.com/topic/37551-who-is-your-favorite-beatle/

I don't know...if this movie is terrible, I'm seriously considering recommending Head. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNdtqzm-v-w That's right! All my picks from this point forward will be made out of spite. Enjoy!

Indeed! To all the new people...

I forgot about Earth Wind and Fire's "Got to Get You Into My Life." I like that. But that list does have some interesting cuts. I'll have to look some up later...

Stop it with these riddles that have no answer!

You see? I wasn't wrong. I also didn't like idea of shoehorning Beatles songs to fit some weak narrative. I mean, I'm going in with an open mind, but it's already got a lot going against it.

Nope. I wasn't really interested in a bunch of people doing crappy covers and remixes of my favorite songs.

Because I'm a Beatles fan...

Well, now Musical Mondays have been ruined. Let's pack it in...

Cam Bert, you better not pick Sgt Pepper's after this. So help me, I will fly all the way to Japan...

YES!!!

Too bad Tom wasn't there when we drafted it.

Yes. It's in our Constitution.