Cameron H.

I don't think so...I'm just hanging here with my wife, Blind Pew. I mean, yeah, she has an eye patch, peg leg, and a bad case of...scurvy? Um...Look guys, I'm having a bit of an existential crisis right now. Forgive me, but I think I'm gonna have to molt--I mean, bolt! BOLT!

Oh fuck! Is that why people keep shoving crackers in my face?

Happy Birthday, Paul! Have a great day!

I did! I should have known. When I looked up my signature it said she wanted to be Al Pacino's "personal" slave and I was like, that's not nearly as funny... Usually that site is pretty good though.

So...all this time people have been calling me "pretty boy" they meant it as an insult?

Wow...I just rewatched this scene and the website that helps me get direct quotes couldn't have been more wrong. However, I maintain that both versions make just as much sense. Also, I prefer "small movements attack" to "doing a little lip action move" I may have to steal that...

I would describe it as a perfect session. Wave after wave, leading to the beach, splashing in your face. Small movements attack, and a perfect 360. It's an awakening of consciousness. I.e. Stylin'

You're definitely not alone. It's actually why I appreciate the Instagram thing Paul and June are doing (I may even have to join Instagram. What?!?) While I think you'd be hard pressed to find a Dr. Pangloss on either side of the aisle right now, or anyone else proclaiming this to be a "the best of all possible worlds," I definitely think it's about time we all started tending to our own fucking gardens. If we can all just agree to be cool to each other, just an aura of friendliness will do, and not go out of our way to be assholes, regardless of our politics, this world would be in a much better state. Basically...

When you say things like this...it stings. It's like you don't believe me. Let me just say this: always bet on black...and inoffensive 1990's rollerbladers who speak in cheesy surfer haikus.

I don't even know if that would be considered "overanalyzing," it seems to be a pretty accurate description of what is literally happening in that scene. REGARDLESS, I would suggest, so as to keep this place a chill place to visit, we all just go ahead and refrain from jokes that make light of sexual assault and similar topics. While I believe everyone has the right to tell jokes about almost anything, that's a real difficult needle to thread. All it's going to do, whether intentionally or not, is piss a bunch of people off. So, maybe, let's just...not?

"Airborne--Music by Stewart Copeland" Motherfucker is really becoming a HDTGM All-Star, isn't he?

Airborne is--simply put--the greatest movie of all time!

Gotcha!

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It's the weekend before Paul's birthday. I just assume they're doing family stuff.

Oh...don't do this. You'll just embarrass both of us. Hey, our mothers are both still named "Martha." We'll always have that... C'mon, big guy. Give is a smile.

This is exactly the type of emotional instability I'm talking about. I can't do this anymore. Besides...I...I've met someone new. He's young, yes, but what's "age," right? It's nothing but a stupid number. It's about the way he makes me feel. I feel alive! I feel alive like the way you used to ma--oh, never mind. You'd like him. He's an acrobat.

These mixed signals...I don't think this relationship is healthy anymore. I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore. It's...it's over.

Save...Martha...

Just to clear the air, there's only one person on the boards that I'm not speaking to at the moment, but he knows what he did...

I'm not?

Oh, I know. I own the first (strictly for Rifftrax purposes, of course). I was just being a dork. But yeah, it's so rare that I can actually get to the theater there's no way I'm going to waste what might be my only chance to go this year to see a xXx sequel. I guess, I'll be lurking with Cam Bert that week.