Cameron H.

I know I promised I wouldn't bring it up again, but I just read something over in Reddit by a person who said they came over to this thread for the first time and saw that we were being "divisive" and "obnoxious" to one another regarding the whole paywall issue. They went on to say that it was causing some sort of friction between regular posters. I just wanted to say, for my part, if anyone read anything I wrote and interpreted it as being either mean spirited or divisive, I sincerely apologize. I recognize that tone and intention are often lost in a written dialog, and while I admit I was frustrated by the situation, I never meant to be, in any way, disrespectful of anyone's position. As for the charge of being "obnoxious," I freely admit to that. I was purposefully being so, but not in a malignant way--or at least not intentionally. More in an "older brother taking the piss out of his younger brothers and sisters" kind of way. It was always meant to be teasing, not hurtful. I don't bring this up to open an old can of worms, but to sincerely apologize for any of my actions that might have exacerbated this whole debacle or shone an unflattering light on the HDTGM forums-- which have always been, as long as I've been here, an oasis of free thought and expression; good humor and friendship. I promised myself when I first started posting here, the only place I have any presence online, that if I ever let the Internet infect me with its vileness and negativity, I would gladly excuse myself. Now, I'm not 100% certain that this is that moment, but maybe it's a symptom that I should keep a close eye on. So, I'm asking for a favor (especially from the people here who know me best). If I ever go too far. If I ever make this an ugly place. Please let me know. That is neither my intention, nor what I'm about. I want this to continue to be a positive place, where people feel free to express themselves honestly without fear of being mocked. And if I'm not doing my best to keep it that way, then it's better for both the community and myself that we part ways. It's not you, it's me (I'm also sorry for people who don't come here often, read this post, and are thinking, "My, isn't he being hyperbolic? It's just an Internet forum...". Yeah, it's weird.)

Geez...it's like the charts in the early 90's were dominated by sadistic personal trainers.

Maybe he'll give her hyperhidrosis? With his penis...

Well, since I still want people to play my game... Bold Claim (Or at least Bold Intention) Inner Circle's "Sweat (A La La La La Long)" Girl, I want to make you sweat, sweat til you can't sweat no more Whoa, whoa, whoa... First of all, you don't make those kind of claims unless you can back that shit up, and seriously Inner Circle, I sincerely doubt that you've got that kind of stamina. Secondly, and more importantly, if you can do that, I hope you're prepared to deal with your lover's severe dehydration. Are you going to be able to attend her needs when she's suffering from "dizziness," "palpitations," and "decreased urine output?" If you don't have some Gatorade by the bedside table to replenish some of her electrolytes, I'd say you're a goddamn monster! Take that early 90's reggae fusion band Inner Circle!

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Reindeer Gamer (This one might not count...Maybe Fair Gamer would work better.)

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The Odd Life of Timothy Green Lantern

The very same!

Well, that's fortunate since it comes at the end of the sentence . True Story: Every time gay guys flirt with me, they say I look like Jimmy Fallon. Straight women, never. Personally, I don't see it, but still, it's flattering.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I really don't have much more to say about Escape from LA--except for maybe Snake's absolute inability to thank anyone who helps him. I mean, I imagine manners are the first thing to go at the end of the world, but just because you live in a dystopia doesn't mean you have to act like it. Anyway, since it's Wednesday and all, I thought we could play a little game. It's called BOLD CLAIMS. Basically, what I'm looking for are ridiculous pop culture brags. For example, the first line from the Bee Gees' song, "Stayin' Alive:" Well, you can tell by the by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man: no time to talk Let's really look at this for a moment... You're walking down the street and you see Barry Gibb strutting past you. You politely nod and say, "Hey, Barry! How's it going?" And this motherfucker strides right by, and over his shoulder calls back at you, "No time for pleasantries, mate...You know, on account of all the fucking I have planned today." Barry Gibb is saying this to you. This man: Handsome? Sure. But so tied up in sex he can't say "Hello?" I don't think so.

Psst...Paul is in this.

You are followed.

Um...It's "Letterboxd," Cam Bert. Let's all point and laugh at Cam Bert! He doesn't know things!

And...now I'm following you! Soon, very soon indeed, the cup of my Letterboxd followers shall runneth over! And as I gather these souls friends, so too shall my power increase! People will one day look upon my Letterboxd account, take inventory of their dirty, dystopian lives, and despair. "This! This is where it began!" they shall whisper in the shadows. And me--always the benevolent ruler--shall look down upon you all with paternal indulgence and say, "Yes, my children. This is where it began...Now, have you watch Rockula as I have commanded."

Taylor Anne and Jammerlea, consider yourselves Letterboxd followed... I'll be keeping an eye on both of your watching habits so make sure you don't watch anything too embarrassing. If you do, I will come right back here and make fun of you in front of everyone...

I know...when Hunter wakes me up at 4AM tomorrow maybe I'll watch that instead of just staring at him in the dark with eyes full of resentment. Cameron H. = World's Best Dad

I just started my account, but I'm kind of with Taylor Anne. Like I KNOW I've seen The Aristocats, but I couldn't tell you anything about it. That being said, you're all more than welcome to follow my boring, boring account in which I write zero reviews and attempt the DLM challenge for 2017--which I will most likely fail spectacularly.

Mainly the whole Uncle Ernie thing...

I understand that they were making jokes, but seriously--some days--I wish someone would handcuff me to the treadmill.

So they "Winter Soldier" his ass? I like it!