Cameron H.

Hey, the more the merrier! And I promise I'll get your subconscious back to you in "like new" condition. No worries! (P.S. Have we had this conversation before? I am experiencing a very real case of déjà vu.)

You're dreams seem to be much better than mine! Usually I just dream about my teeth falling out of my mouth. Can I borrow your subconscious for a couple days?

Look, if you aren't crying after you masturbate, you're not doing it right. I. Cannot. Wait.

I don't know that this picture captures the true spirit of #tuesdaysglutesday....This is a day of joy and reverence. No sad pictures please.

Only my desire to keep fit and workout everyday... (...so I can wear more outfits that accentuate my butt and man crotch.)

Yes, sir! I'm so embarrassed, my cheeks are red...

Challenge accepted!

I'd like to apologize, I have no interest in getting you in trouble. However, that was a PG-13 movie. So unless your employer is a 12-year-old lemonade entrepreneur, I think you should be able to enjoy his butt as much as you want. Drink it in. Make it your desktop!

Uncancelled!!! I just needed one person to show interest, Cam Bert. Congratulations! That person was you!

From far away--sweat and IcyHot. However, if he lets you get closer, he smells exactly like a grandmother's hug on Christmas morning and a fresh batch of snicker doodles.

Shoot, a He-man movie without Orko or Battlecat? No thank you! #notmyheman

So yeah...this morning was the first opportunity I've had to listen to the mini-episode, and I'm not going to lie to you all, Paul's words stung a bit.

Does this mean #Tuesdaysglutesdays has been called off? Shame..

#MancrotchFriday continues...

Did someone say, "Travolta?"

Godammit! I actually took the love and care to make mine. Had I only known there were so many gifs readily available...

Don't be afraid, just watch it for awhile. It's guaranteed to lower your blood pressure. It's like a lava lamp.

I fail to see the problem... P.S. I plan on using this gif A LOT! Just go ahead and prepare yourselves.

Oh! Evidently you need to be reminded how our little battle ended...

I don't remember when I made the decision that I would become a forum poster. I think I just figured I'd come on, recommend a couple of movies, and never come back. What made me stay a forum poster was the epic "LOL--Bad Movie Recommendation" thread. For those who weren't here at the time, Paul had announced LOL as an upcoming live show, but we found out shortly thereafter it was only on Netflix for like another week. So a bunch of us had watched that shitty, shitty movie and then ended up having to wait--I don't know, maybe a month, a month and a half--for the actual episode to drop. That thread gave us a place to collectively vent our trauma, and that's when I think I decided to stick around. I just liked hanging around decent, like-minded individuals and talk about crappy movies.

I always get a kick out of which episodes get the most replies. If the mini-episode for this week doesn't come out soon, this thread is going to become a monster. I mean, I just want the mini to come out so we can all ignore whatever movie is coming up, find out who Taylor Anne is going to pick a gif war with next, and talk about Mad Max: Fury Road--which I just got around to seeing.

That's not even funny. Didn't you read Earwolf's Terms & Conditions for posting on the boards? You're not allowed to leave Taylor Anne--not now, not ever.

This was such a wonderful compliment to wake up to this morning! Thank you, Auden! For my part, I'm glad you've joined our little community! It wouldn't be the same without you.