Cameron H.

Hey guys, just spent the week drinking fruity rum drinks and cos-playing as Jimmy Buffett (i.e. writing shitty mystery novels and selling overpriced cheeseburgers). I've got to say--reading through the forums--I feel like my week at the beach my have been slightly more rewarding than watching Sharknado 3, but I'll let you all decide if you think I need to go ahead and watch it before the episode comes out. Just remember, I had a fantastic time at the beach and I would hate for all the surplus chill-age I've just acquired to be squandered on an infuriating movie.

Malcolm Jamal Warner and Lark Vorhies?

Now, let's not get our hopes up. As much as I'd like to see Sharknado: In Space, I just don't see how they'll be able to get around the science...

For all of those a little disappointed in Sharknado 3 as this week's movie, I would like to direct your attention to Julie and Jack (James Nguyen's movie before Birdemic) I had never heard of this movie, but Rifftrax just put it up on their site on Friday. Needless to say, it is pretty fucking amazing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrWl0Ngt5pc It's a real romantic one, so grab your significant other one, hold them close, and feel the love spread all over your body.

Next week's movie: Sharknado 3... Do we really have to? I would very much rather they did another Tyler Perry or Nicholas Sparks movie than Sharknado 3. Is it possible this time the joke will be on us and they actually do a Tyler Perry movie? At least that would be a fresh take on an old joke--y'know, the complete opposite from what we're going to get with Sharknado 3. I mean, I get them doing the first Sharknado since it was such a big deal at the time. And Sharknado 2 needed to be done just to see what it was going to be about, but Sharknado 3 doesn't sound appealing to me at all. I may have to skip watching the movie on this one as well. I'm sure the episode will be funny, and it will be great to have Aukerman on, but I'm not sure I'm going to subject myself to more raining sharks.

I'd be 100% on board for your movie, but I can already tell that's not the movie we're going to get. I feel it's going to be a "Girl was in a bad relationship, thinks about getting back with her ex, but finds strength in herself with the help of her new superfriends" movie. It will then end with them all walking slo-mo, shoulder to shoulder, toward the camera and looking "badass." Based on the trailer, it just feels like a bummer. I want my Harley to be delightfully deranged, not depressingly deranged. And Will Smith sticks out like a sore thumb. He's just not the type of actor who can disappear into a role. Oh well, I'll reserve judgement for now, but DC has not had the best track record for me, so I am not hopeful. Until then, I'll dream of your movie:

Does anyone really have anything else to say about Runaway? I considered writing how stupid it is that the computer panel for the elevator is underneath it and how incredibly inconvenient that would be, but fuck it, I'm bored of Runaway. If you guys want to talk Suicide Squad, let's do it. Of the two, I was more intrigued by Suicide Squad than Batman V Superman, especially after hating Man of Steel as much as I did, but after watching the two trailers, I've completely flipped my opinions. In my opinion, Suicide Squad looks like ass (Will Smith is just a big fat "no," in my opinion) and now Batman V Superman looks more interesting. Neither Gadot nor Affleck look as bad as I feared they would--although the jury's still out for me on Eisenberg's Luthor.

Meae rationes meae propriae

stupid double post... I promise to post something HILARIOUS later Ta-da!

Seems odd you left out vice-president... Are you lobbying for the position, sixgunbuddy? If so, I'd like to hear your platform. I'll also have to insist on seeing your birth certificate

Phew, I'm so happy we've gotten past all these ridiculously silly super villains in our comic book movies. It used to be so painful...

Great work, but I have to ask: are their eyes following me or am I just harboring a ton of guilt?

I know, right? Boooooo!!!

I...don't feel you're all giving my riddle the gravitas it deserves. I'm disappointed...

This was such a good observation that I actually had to look it up to confirm it wasn't true. Bravo!

Am I the only one who thought when Lois told Ramsay that there was a "power surge" coming from his son's bedroom it meant Bobby was jerking it? At the time I was thinking, "Be cool, Lois. Don't be a fucking NARC. Give the kid some privacy."

So, when does this fall on the timeline? Obviously it was after her time as a dance instructor in the Catskills, but is it before or after Satan's Alley?

Ramsay's erotic dream, my erotic dream...six of one, half a dozen of the other. I just wish Kirstie would get the Hell out of the way...

Well, this is just goddamn embarrassing...

Did anyone else feel like the helicopter pilot at the beginning of the movie was kind of a cock? All Ramsay was asking for was an ETA for their arrival, and instead of using the instruments in front of him to give him a straight answer (the very same instruments he seems to be using to pilot the copter since there aren't any windows), Dave the pilot decides to "take a look" and forces a heaping spoonful of cold, irrational fear down Ramsay's throat. Considering that he and Ramsay are on a first name basis with one another, you'd think he'd be more sensitive to Ramsay's fear of heights. And there's no way he doesn't know about it--EVERYONE knows about it!

Not only that, but who the Hell wants to deal in cash? I'm assuming these robotics guys are somewhat smart, why not force him to pay via wire transfer to a Swiss bank account? Luthor may be a murderous scumbag, but as long as he wants something only they can provide, they have the upperhand. Take back the power fellas!

Riddle me this: A Sailor, A Man, and A Dodo, All joined together and coated with rime, Tell me, who was the fool that fell for a diabolical ploy of mine?

In the episode it was asked if they felt bad when Lois dies, and certainly the movie makes some effort to make this an emotional moment--something akin to losing a family member or dear pet. The problem is, Lois never actually dies in the movie. Just before his epic display of kissing endurance, Ramsay tells his son to get in the car, call Lois, and tell her he’s fine. As you can imagine, this raises a troubling question. Are we being led to believe that prior to going to the construction site to rescue his son, Ramsay put a call into the Geek Squad to repair Lois? Look man, I know she’s like family, but your actual family member is currently in grave peril, so maybe you shouldn’t worry about Lois too much. Priorities people!