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  1. Cameron H.

    Episode 136 - Hell Comes to Frogtown: LIVE!

    Are you kidding me? He's not just the "Jason" of his group, he may just be the "Jason" of the forums. His stuff is classic Zouks.
  2. Cameron H.

    Episode 136 - Hell Comes to Frogtown: LIVE!

    So...is this going to be, like, "your thing?" I'm just saying, it's neither working nor a good look.
  3. Cameron H.

    Episode 136 - Hell Comes to Frogtown: LIVE!

    You're probably right...although that also means that they are not just sending an extremely valuable asset into harm's way, but they are sending him with an agent with no field experience. So that's pretty dumb... But, you know what? Who even cares anymore? This movie was mind-bendingly stupid, and honestly, at this point...
  4. Cameron H.

    Episode 136 - Hell Comes to Frogtown: LIVE!

    Y'know...I find it kind of surprising that with as much emphasis MedTech places on reproduction and human sexuality in the movie, when Spangle unleashes her high level, government approved, seduction techniques on Sam it pretty much amounts to "stand there awkwardly in your underwear." I don't know, with all that training, I guess I just expected something a little more...interesting.
  5. Cameron H.

    Episode 136 - Hell Comes to Frogtown: LIVE!

    Ah, fuck no! You guys can keep your sexy slices, Ninja Turtles, and cute kittens, 'cos you know who we got? Your move, mothafuckaz!
  6. Cameron H.

    Episode 136 - Hell Comes to Frogtown: LIVE!

    I like both (studio and live shows), but damn--I love tacos! Anyone who says pizza is better can straight go to Hell.
  7. Cameron H.

    Episode 136 - Hell Comes to Frogtown: LIVE!

    Did anyone else think that the frog woman looked a hell of a lot like the female gremlin from Gremlins 2: The New Batch? Also, in that crazy Casablanca bar scene, one of the frog extras is reading The Frog Prince... I guess when your doomed to live your life as a hideous frog monster you've just got to own it, huh?
  8. Cameron H.

    Episode 136 - Hell Comes to Frogtown: LIVE!

    Here's the problem with that, too. They say in the movie that something like 68% of men are infertile. Okay, fine. Let's go ahead and increase that to 75%. So, even if I increase the percentage of infertile people, that still leave 25% (1 in 4) still fertile. I know that's not great, but it's not exactly a deal breaker either. He's not really as rare as the movie portrays him. Let's say there's a million people left in the world. I wager that the 250,000 still fertile people left could adequately repopulate the planet.
  9. Cameron H.

    Episode 136 - Hell Comes to Frogtown: LIVE!

    This is also assuming that all the women just happen to be ovulating at the same time. And also ovulating at whatever moment he can even get there. Because, we all know, nothing untoward ever happens in dystopian Hellscapes that might cause delays. God, I hate this movie. No effort at all. It's like the director/writer was taught sex education during a lobotomy.
  10. Cameron H.

    Episode 136 - Hell Comes to Frogtown: LIVE!

    Great episode! While I have no desire to actually re-watch this movie to catch when and which character said it, did anyone else catch that in the universe of this movie there also appears to be a town called either "Eagleton" or "Eagletown?" Does that mean that there is another place in this movie filled with anthropomorphic eagles? It seems to me that the logical sequel in the "Hell comes to..." franchise should have taken place there. If nothing else, it would have given Sam the Eagle an opportunity to finally get out from Kermit the Frog's shadow and lead a movie where "Rowdy" Roddy Piper attempts to steal-fuck a number of concubines from his formidable Aerial Fortress. Where's my Hell Comes to Frogtown/ Muppets crossover, motherfuckers?!? And, not for nothing, but eagles--like frogs--also have cloacae, so it would at least fit with the total disregard for animal anatomy exhibited in this movie.
  11. Cameron H.

    Guests I'd Love To Hear of HDTGM

    Really? I never really thought about it... How so?
  12. Cameron H.

    Guests I'd Love To Hear of HDTGM

    I'll cosign this. You're 100% right. I love the live episodes, but as I've been going through all the episodes, I feel more drawn to the studio episodes--especially ones like Junior and Monkey Shines where there were completely guest-less. Now, I'm not advocating for no live episodes or guests, but it's the studio episodes where I really get the feeling that they enjoy doing just this because they like hanging out together and making each other laugh. ...or maybe they can't stand each other and they are the three greatest actors on the planet.
  13. Cameron H.

    Guests I'd Love To Hear of HDTGM

    I just re-listened to this the other day for the Howdy's and it may be my very favorite episode! Enjoy your re-listen!
  14. Two nominees for Best Tangent Ep. 107 Lake Placid (5:16) Paul and PFT discuss the tech troubles they had trying to watch the movies--culminating with Jason introducing "Tech Talk with Paul, Paul, and Jason." (36:07) Discussion on the proper way to say "Reece's Pieces." Best Audience Correction & Omission Ep. 106 Deep Blue Sea (Starts at 1:02:40) from Audience Member, Sammy "So, we acknowledge that Michael Rapaport went to college at Cal Tech for for four years, and he is also the same one when asked how big the fences were, he said 'Eight feet--give or take one centimeter..." (I recognize this one is maybe not as sexy as some of the other nominees, but during this listen through, it is honestly the first one to really make me laugh.) Best Second Opinion Ep. 106 Deep Blue Sea (1:15:15) From S Ranch Sixty "This is the best shark movie ever! Jaws is weak, children's G-rated material compared to this vicious, raw, brutal, blood-soaked movie. These sharks are killers! Dude! Great movie! The best way to watch this movie is on a big, Sony Wega TV when it's dark out. Yowza! Bite me!"
  15. This one is a bit of a Dark Horse, but I feel like it is worthy for consideration Best New Word Created on the Podcast Ep. 105 Save Haven (37:58) Jason--"It's a scabber? Just a quick scabber?" scabber-- a moderate to severe stab wound from a knife or other sharp implement that quickly scabs over and conceals all evidence or outward signs of injury
  16. Best Second Opinion Ep. 102 Tango & Cash 1:05:31 "A good movie. There's some real good nudity in this movie--especially the topless woman in the car. Women in this movie have nice boobies."
  17. Cameron H.

    Episode 135.5 - Minisode 135.5

    Me too...
  18. Cameron H.

    Episode 135.5 - Minisode 135.5

    You have my express permission to butcher my stupid ass posts or make fun of me as much as you want.
  19. Cameron H.

    Episode 135.5 - Minisode 135.5

    I started watching Hell Comes to Frogtown this morning, and I have to admit, I'm really not feeling it
  20. Cameron H.

    Episode 135.5 - Minisode 135.5

    Lol--Damn! You beat me to it while I was looking for a good image, Plan B.
  21. Cameron H.

    Episode 135.5 - Minisode 135.5

    Man, wouldn't it suck if this thread was suddenly filled with a bunch of out of context panels from some of the saddest moments in comics?
  22. Weirdest Thing Jason is Turned on By Ep. 100 Junior (conversation starts at approx. 57:13) In response to June's question of whether or not Jason and Paul ever fantasize about being pregnant. "I'm thinking of it all the time--when I'm jerking off..."
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