JMonsterface

As much as I'd love to hang out with all of you very cool people, I simply cannot tonight! That said, I will watch the video, but not talk about it!

Well if you really think about it, isn't it US who is all in the garbage can and the pets that are the truly free ones? No? Yeah, that doesn't really make sense. I'll let him out now.

Spunky, those are two of the damned handsomest doggies I have ever seen! Congrats! In honor of your *redacted*, here are two of my three cats, Jack and Izaak:

What a ridiculous question! Every single thing you do is like the brightest star up there in space!

I never could have done it without you! You are the real hero, and I don't even care if you plan to brutally murder me or not!

MY GOD! I only wish you had discovered this sooner so that we could have asked Dule if Sean and Hayes really were the best at being boys!

Yeah , references really IS fun!

Oh YEAH!!? Well wait till you see this! *removes scrunchie and glasses* *shakes head all around in slow motion* You- "OH NO! Nerds was cool the whole time!" *schwing!* ps- I actually want to thank you for this reference, because it led me to the "She's All That" IMDB page, which led me to reading the cast list, which led me to a special surprise that made my day all over again.

I'd like to give a formal apology to KoolGuy Nerdjiani. If I had known what you had to go through I would never have tried to ambush you like that!

LIKES! LIKES FOR EVERYONE!!! I want you all to know that I am not gonna let this go to my head, and that I'm still knowing my place as a new guy! In fact, I'm gonna be so down to earth about it that I'm not even gonna say exactly what I'm referring to! Thanks to everyone who gave me sweet tips and pointers about how to become a forum cool-guy, and to everyone who ever liked anything I posted! I'd also like to give a special shout-out to A Bear. He knows why.

They probably won't pick any of mine cause they're not very good, but, if they do, I'll be donating the answer to charity. Probably some f'ed up babies charity or something.

So the "Pillowcase That Is Also Your Bed" is sort of Sean and Hayes's "Giant Fitzcarraldo Flipbook". This could explain what happened to the Birthday Boys!

That video is beautiful and made me want to cry. I wanted to post a video of Will Forte's women's herstory song, but they're all recorded off of TVs with cellphones.

I think your name is cool as heck!

Thank you!

So latley I've been seeing bears roaming into random forums and making comment and it is weird and not appropriate and probably dangerous so I made a forum for them to come to that they can be in their natural habitat and not be a danger to the people who are actually doing good posting.

Thank you so much! I didn't see it 'cause (for me) it's the same color as the background. edit- Oh boy, well I am sorry to say that it didn't work for me. There simply is no such field on my "edit profile" page. The "new" thing I discovered was the "about me" button. It's really not a problem though, and I know the moderators here have more important things to do and I would hate to take up any more of your time. I thank you for trying to help me at all.

I feel so sure that someone must have asked this before, but I just can't find it. How does someone change their member title? Thank you in advance!

Man, your hair/ stubble game is off the charts! edit- I hope it is clear that that wasn't sarcastic! I really think you got cool hair!

Honestly, I think ya nailed it already! Just seeing George in your avatar makes almost any name funny to me. As an alternative, you could change it to Good Postanza, to announce to everyone "Hey, my post, it was good!". Although I think somebody has something like that in their sig.

Kumail, You played "Indian Reporter" on SNL! 1. Did you know that? and 2. Is that racism how they called you a indian?

Oh I almost forgot, the question on all of our minds! Dear Coolail, Is Popcorn Gallery song moondance?

Dear Coolmail, You worked on Portlandia once. Do you think Fred and Carrie was boning?

I think you're a cool guy Greggy, but I want to know if it's ok to do a kind of pseudo S+H impression at least some of the time? It's just so fun and infectious like the vibe of this forum and also like diseases.

Well, I for one didn't know that he was talking about Harvard when he mentioned Boston! I just thought he was bragging about being from a place with distinct accents! Now that I know though, I'm even madder than before! edit: Now that I see that you've edited your post, I'd like to take back what I said before and say that I think Boston is very cool! edit: Looking back, I don't think anyone even mentioned Boston at all, and instead just heavily implied it. I'd like to retract everything.