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Dear Sean, I hope this year is as good to you as you've been to all of us. From the countless hours and moments of laughter that lighten my life and free me, time and again, from banality (and oh how free it feels when I'm laughing), to the inspiration and insight of your more candid moments (particularly the beautifully open-hearted interview you gave on John Darnielle), I can't express how much better off I am for all you've given. I can tell you this though, I am damn thankful. "Some things you'll do for money, some you'll do for fun, but the things you do for love are gonna come back to you one by one." Happy Birthday, I hope it all comes back to you! PS- I know this is kinda sappy and not at all funny, but come on, you're the comedy guy not me, you don't have to be such an asshole JEEZ!

Loved this episode! I really felt like Armen was more confident and I enjoyed that a lot. I like hearing his thoughts when hes brave enough to share them. Also, Eyes Wide Shut if one of my favorite movies, so that part was cool too.

What a bunch of sexy geniuses! I'm so glad I get to know you guys!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l_WJT8LLo4 Using copyrighted material is never ok. I'll miss you Robotam, you were nice and funny.

Beep Beep Beep BOOP BOOP BOOP He was coding. His body was rejecting the transplant. I knew I had to do something, and fast. I ordered 12 cc of lifenol and a scalpel. I cut into the wound. Viscera sprayed everywhere. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep He was flatlining. That's when inspiration hit. I ran to the computer and pulled up Earwolf. A nurse wiped the sweat from my brow as I feverishly scrolled through the pages. Then, out of the blue, there it was. "I agree. They are on the best show. Hollywood Handbook." Bozos had saved the day. Where were you when Bozos made that great post? ps- the guy from the story died, but he was a Nazi so NBD.

Dear god watchayakan! That's a little too intense for me. edit- It was a bit and it went over my head. Yikes.

It's so refreshing to hear the boys expose that stupid Cars movie as being a ripoff of Roald Dahl's beloved Chitty Chitty Bang Bang script. We've all been thinking it! I was also pleasantly shocked that Erin seemed to instantly have a story ready for my "Whats the meanest thing you've done to a parent?" question, but then somewhat unpleasantly shocked that her answer wasn't "Steal their kid, become their new parent, and then fuck them in front of a train." Thanks Sean and Hayes! edit- I also wanna say, I for one think you did a great job at being funny Brett! If only you could apply that same level of skill into making the engineer sounds...

Tomorrows new Handbook so I'm probably not gonna go back and like everything that deserves it, but I want you all to know that I love you and that I don't own a cell phone cause I'm so rando!

I like Hollywood Handbook!

Correct! 69% to be specific!

I did not 100% enjoy being called a penis.

I hope no one mentions me during the stream, since I am not there, that would be weird!

At first when I listened to the ep I was thinking, "Man, Andrew is always so nice and funny!" But when he started doing his "Neil Campbell" character, I was just blown away! Those Brits are miles ahead! No wonder the boys were so randy. I'm at the spot for the live HH, but I'm not seeing anyone. Maybe I'm early cause of time zones? Anyway, thanks DefinitelyNotO.J.Simpson for PM-ing me the directions and agreeing to drive me home after, but please get here soon because it's getting a little spooky under this bridge and my phone is running out of battery.

I like posts. Beep boop beep.

Dear Aaron, whats the meanest thing you ever did to a parent?

Wow, last night was one the greatest times I ever had! The real reason I'm posting though, is to say that the newest episode of Podcasts Are Wonderful made me cry from loffing!

I'm currently taking odds on whether or not this is the former Chandler Bing.com.

Now you're getting it!

I think you misunderstand the intention of those "rules". They're not meant to be a decree, but rather a collection of tips from a seasoned pro. They're there to help the little guys.

We're all allowed to speak and we're all allowed to judge. I don't see any reason why we need to fight with each other. Does anyone really care what anyone else here thinks politically in a way that would make a debate meaningful? If we're not really invested in a relationship with each other, why would we bother to engage in conflict? We gain nothing. And if we are, wouldn't it be more productive to try to bridge gaps and look past our differences? If all someone wants is to have their views heard, it's easy enough to do without addressing anyone in particular. I enjoyed this episode, and I thought it was funny. I enjoy hearing Matt talk about something hes worked up about. Whether or not I agree doesn't come into play for me. Stephanie and Mookie were exceptional. I wonder though, if there was a third guest who couldn't make it.

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Jakal, how dare you suggest that I thought the arguments couldn't get any pettier! I mean, yes, of course I did think that, but you had no right to correctly guess it! THATS IT were having an argument now!

I'm so jealous.

Which HH forumers were at this "Entourageathon"? And do I have to watch it to be cool?