So Upsettting

That's the only way I would watch that movie (except maybe Jessica and Lennon.)

Why is it that Patton manages to be on the most fucked up greps? I don't recall him throwing LL and Mary man curveballs, but like the Don Dimello one that got weird FAST.

I love the naughtiness of LL's characters... She should be on with Benny Schwaatz, who always overreacts hilariously to anything raunchy.

Good Dr, Phil impression! But I want more characters! MIZZ CHIPS!

"When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might so When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right." Well, that's all well and good, but we're playing checkers.

Are you gonna eat that? We kind of need it for the ritual sacrifice

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man really doesn't have to bother with an eyepatch.

I need to listen to the best ofs again. The selfies were adorable!

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I can guarantee he doesn't, I want to hear him wth Mall McCartney... Duelling bad Liverpudlian accents.

Inspired by this I tried to add Cocoa Marx to Groucho's page and they changed it back right away :/

Yep. It's not like there are comedians whose whole act is about smoking weed. *cough*DougBenson*cough* As for being friends with Raj, meh, I've had friends who do a lot and I hang out with them just fine. Hell, I don't drink, which in Canada is like being Amish, and I get along wth anyone.

Seems legit

I know, and that's why i like Scott. He just thinks up this stuff on his own.

Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night. Black, terrible…a…a…hockey puck! I shall become a hockey puck!