PeterLisinski

My wife has got so many feet, that when she learned to tap dance she broke the sound barrier!

Me, I'm just like the president of the United States of America... I put my pants on one leg at a time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the world was a bleak, dying place and it was trying to escape from the chicken cannibals.

Stay tuned for Breakin' Bad 2: Cocain Boogaloo, and after that, Breakin' Bad 3: Limbo LSD.

A broken city needs street smart comedy. A new era needs a new host.

Now i'm a double agent, working for the real CIA, trying to bring down the tonight show from within.

Hope this isn't too similar to something previous. It's called Grandma's Questions for her Lesbian Granddaughter.