SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank

I'm taking a washrag to the mirror. I'm searching for a blade (to shave). And my moustache could've been trimmed by clippers *sung to the tune of "Man in the Mirror" by Michael Jackson.*.

Hey Jude, your makeup's bad. You've got eyeliner on your sweater. Your hairline's shaped like the top of a heart. And it's grungy like Eddie Vedder

Scott slipping in that "IIIIt's been..." After Golly says "It's been a year and a half", then Jason going "Hmm?" realizing what he tried to do and calling him out on it will never cease to make me smile or laugh heartily.

Scott cracking up after prodding Hot Dog about being depressed, then Hot Dog dismissing the thought then admitting "now if that (audition) doesn't go so well.." always makes me tear up laughing.

Don't ever take life for granted....wait you're talking about the Mob Boss Grant Ted right? Okay yeah, definitely don't do it.

Don't cry over spilled milk? When YOU start doing the grocery shopping, young man, YOU can drop kick ALL the milk you want! Until then: STOP it, Andre!

I would be much more interested in Pokemon if it was a Rastafarian Spiderman villain that was bit by a radioactive porcupine.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I was just trying to get you to love me, Ms. Reynolds. That's why I missed your Calculus class this semester.

Now is the winter of our discontent....But as soon as June gets here, it's gonna be the "Summer of our Disco Tents"! Bonnaroo here we come!!

No I've never heard of Space Jam. I'd say I'm more a fan of just regular old Earthen Grape Jelly myself. Do you have any of that, Mr. Jordan?

Keep your feet on the ground and your head in the Stars magazine as I cut in line right in front of you. Ya should've been paying attention beeyotch!

I may be "J'Son born", but I'm not Matt Damon. My name is Peter Quill a.k.a. Star Lord, I'm sure you've heard of me.

Well damn, here I was thinking "Hodor" was referring to the entrance to the ladies restroom *tilts peacock feathered top hat and struts away*

I don't care........

I want to live in a world where Steve Harwell creates a musical reboot of the most popular war themed sitcom ever and he calls it "M*A*S*H*mouth"

If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush....then two in the pink is most CERTAINLY worth one in the stink.

Hump month is almost nigh. So why ask why? Just try Bud Dry.

I think Scotts catch phrase for the tour is "Nope, not biting."

Unlike "Booey's Delight" Which is a "Bad Rapaport" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhy9a7dWJiA

I would love it if someone were to make a "7 years (Timekeeper Remix)" to that song.

Well I beg to differ. Thanks to Gil Faison and George St. Geegland's appearance on the podcast in January of last year I learned that the thing nowadays is funny women. Ya gaaahta be aware.

Scott's hatred/displeasure/loathe of Willy just tickles me to no end.

Oh wow, Jason Patric is in "Solarbabies"? I wonder if Adam Scott will make a surprise cameo "pop out" appearance?!?

The audience member bringing up the "Hit and run" line, along with the reaction from everyone in attendance had me in hysterics.

The thought of a cheetah cartoonishly running away from Sly Stallone so as not to get it's Pussy eaten makes me laugh and uncomfortable.