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Shampoodler replied to BrettMorris's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser

How to never ever get laid again.
- May 21, 2017
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I'm Scott Aukerman, several of you might know me from your DVR.

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- May 20, 2017
Tonight I'm thrilled to be back inside the REAL star of Sex And The City, the guy who played Stanford!

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- May 20, 2017
Shawarma Police, arrest this girl. Her hot dog hairdo is breaking up me chill.

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- May 19, 2017
INT. ZOO CLONING LAB - DAY Two Matt Damons are engaged in a celebratory hug. Success!

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- May 19, 2017
What would Scooby do? About this Messiah guy, I mean.

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- May 18, 2017
Manet, Monet, I don't eVanGogh anymore!

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- May 18, 2017
This is an audio performance of "Mah Liiife After Mah Wiiife", written and read for you by Scott Aukerman. Chapter 1: The Episode Where I Find Christ.

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- May 18, 2017
Episode 291 - Little Dick in Famous Places

Shampoodler replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser

Is Midroll going to get Besser some flowers or cupcakes this time when he rolls over a fresh hundo?
- May 18, 2017
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I'm not trying to start shit, but my dilating b-hole is.

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- May 17, 2017
What they won't tell you is the "E.L." in E.L. Fudge stands for "Extremely Loose".

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- May 17, 2017
Picture yourself in a boat on a river. While you're doing that, I'm palming your thighs.

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- May 17, 2017
Jason Bourne flushes the toilet, coolly looks at the camera and whispers "I could get used to this."

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- May 16, 2017
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Excuse me but I couldn't help overhearing that you think this food "sucks ass". Well I'll have you know my ancestors "sucked ass" for this country!

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- May 16, 2017
I said I wanted to see Angela Lansbury in Bedknobs and Broomsticks, not the other way around!

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- May 14, 2017
Octomom will always be the O.G. of Pussy Riots.

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- May 13, 2017
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Dirty fucking hippies.
- May 13, 2017
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If love is the global language why can't this Parisian waiter understand that I'd love to take a shit.

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- May 12, 2017
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That junk in your trunk is the gunk from my junk.

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- May 12, 2017
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Fuckin' glue is my story and I'm sticking to it.

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- May 12, 2017
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Old ladies dress up like Disney pirates to meet man held hostage by Somali pirates. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECmXa5nsqVM
- May 11, 2017
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I don't want to be that guy, but it's actually Wankenstein's Monster. You can tell by all the monster cum everywhere.

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- May 11, 2017
Shaft only shakes hands with his mom because he's a bad motherhugger.

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- May 11, 2017
Episode 290 - Big Grande II: Bad Dad Persona

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Holy shit, the opening scene is an epic journey.
- May 11, 2017
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Look doctor, let's get one thing straight: my son's grotesquely curved spine.

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submit youtube clips for improv4humans

I'm Scott Aukerman, several of you might know me from your DVR.

Tonight I'm thrilled to be back inside the REAL star of Sex And The City, the guy who played Stanford!

Shawarma Police, arrest this girl. Her hot dog hairdo is breaking up me chill.

INT. ZOO CLONING LAB - DAY Two Matt Damons are engaged in a celebratory hug. Success!

What would Scooby do? About this Messiah guy, I mean.

Manet, Monet, I don't eVanGogh anymore!

This is an audio performance of "Mah Liiife After Mah Wiiife", written and read for you by Scott Aukerman. Chapter 1: The Episode Where I Find Christ.

Episode 291 - Little Dick in Famous Places

I'm not trying to start shit, but my dilating b-hole is.

What they won't tell you is the "E.L." in E.L. Fudge stands for "Extremely Loose".

Picture yourself in a boat on a river. While you're doing that, I'm palming your thighs.

Jason Bourne flushes the toilet, coolly looks at the camera and whispers "I could get used to this."

Excuse me but I couldn't help overhearing that you think this food "sucks ass". Well I'll have you know my ancestors "sucked ass" for this country!

I said I wanted to see Angela Lansbury in Bedknobs and Broomsticks, not the other way around!

Octomom will always be the O.G. of Pussy Riots.

submit youtube clips for improv4humans

If love is the global language why can't this Parisian waiter understand that I'd love to take a shit.

That junk in your trunk is the gunk from my junk.

Fuckin' glue is my story and I'm sticking to it.

submit youtube clips for improv4humans

I don't want to be that guy, but it's actually Wankenstein's Monster. You can tell by all the monster cum everywhere.

Shaft only shakes hands with his mom because he's a bad motherhugger.

Episode 290 - Big Grande II: Bad Dad Persona

Look doctor, let's get one thing straight: my son's grotesquely curved spine.

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