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Captain's Log, Stardate 4514: After much discussion, Sulu has convinced me to try blonde highlights.

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- January 6, 2016
If you're listening to this in the year 2089, this episode is dedicated to the memory of Carrot Top.

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- January 6, 2016
The worst Bob Durst crime rhymes are still better than the best OJ slaying orations.

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- January 5, 2016
Musical guest archive

Shampoodler replied to BenEvert's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser

Na-siiiiiim Pe-draaaad!
- January 5, 2016
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Confucius say please stop reading my wisdom aloud in a stereotypical Asian voice.

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- January 5, 2016
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But officer, I was only applying hand lotion, using my genitals as an applicator, here in the supermarket. Is this not America?

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- January 5, 2016
Notice is hereby given that Todd A. Horsefucker intends to present a petition to the court to change his name to Steven A. Horsefucker.

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- January 5, 2016
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All of my neighbors want to know who I'm voting for, but I tell them each the same thing: I am a convicted arsonist.

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- January 4, 2016
Look son, The Big Dipper! And there's Perseus! And your mother and I are getting a divorce! And there's Orion!

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- January 4, 2016
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We do not exist outside of our collective ego and our universe is doomed to heat-death and pure and total darkness. I cannot drive you to the airport.

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- January 4, 2016
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On this day in 1874 a Dutch scientist unwittingly coined the phrase "boner sauce".

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- January 4, 2016
9 out of 10 statisticians agree that Bob from statistics needs his own bathroom.

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- January 4, 2016
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Captain's log, Stardate 4513. I have decided to confront Scotty about his frequent use of the C-word.

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- January 3, 2016
By the power vested in me by the power of Grayskull I now pronounce you He-Man and partner you may kiss the Battle-Cat.

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- January 3, 2016
EPISODE 220 — The Milk Carton Kids: The Musical Element

Shampoodler replied to JulyDiaz's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser

I respect your willingness to throw an "aghast" in there.
- January 3, 2016
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Lincoln Logs, linking blogs, poppin bottles at full throttle.

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- January 3, 2016
Welcome to Antiques Roadshow and sir, right off the bat I can tell you those are recently made anal beads.

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- January 3, 2016
Siri, are bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks?

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- January 3, 2016
Boobies and tits and peckers and cocks, join us at the San Dimas bird sanctuary this Sunday for our fundraising orgy.

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- January 2, 2016
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Looks like you've got a case of pee-eye, Mr. Magnum.

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- January 2, 2016
EPISODE 220 — The Milk Carton Kids: The Musical Element

Shampoodler replied to JulyDiaz's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser

Might want to skip the Armen/Besser Who Charted episode and Whiplash.
- January 2, 2016
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Today's catchphrase brought to you by Scrotal Rejuvenator 3000. A wrinkle-free sack or your money back! Scrotal Rejuvenator 3000.

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- January 2, 2016
submit youtube clips for improv4humans

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Let's take a tour of Duct Tape's cell.
- January 2, 2016
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I prefer George Costanzig's earlier stuff with The Misfelds.

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- January 1, 2016
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Side effects may include weird and wild stuff. For best results drain your carson daily.

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Everything posted by Shampoodler

Captain's Log, Stardate 4514: After much discussion, Sulu has convinced me to try blonde highlights.

If you're listening to this in the year 2089, this episode is dedicated to the memory of Carrot Top.

The worst Bob Durst crime rhymes are still better than the best OJ slaying orations.

Musical guest archive

Confucius say please stop reading my wisdom aloud in a stereotypical Asian voice.

But officer, I was only applying hand lotion, using my genitals as an applicator, here in the supermarket. Is this not America?

Notice is hereby given that Todd A. Horsefucker intends to present a petition to the court to change his name to Steven A. Horsefucker.

All of my neighbors want to know who I'm voting for, but I tell them each the same thing: I am a convicted arsonist.

Look son, The Big Dipper! And there's Perseus! And your mother and I are getting a divorce! And there's Orion!

We do not exist outside of our collective ego and our universe is doomed to heat-death and pure and total darkness. I cannot drive you to the airport.

On this day in 1874 a Dutch scientist unwittingly coined the phrase "boner sauce".

9 out of 10 statisticians agree that Bob from statistics needs his own bathroom.

Captain's log, Stardate 4513. I have decided to confront Scotty about his frequent use of the C-word.

By the power vested in me by the power of Grayskull I now pronounce you He-Man and partner you may kiss the Battle-Cat.

EPISODE 220 — The Milk Carton Kids: The Musical Element

Lincoln Logs, linking blogs, poppin bottles at full throttle.

Welcome to Antiques Roadshow and sir, right off the bat I can tell you those are recently made anal beads.

Siri, are bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks?

Boobies and tits and peckers and cocks, join us at the San Dimas bird sanctuary this Sunday for our fundraising orgy.

Looks like you've got a case of pee-eye, Mr. Magnum.

EPISODE 220 — The Milk Carton Kids: The Musical Element

Today's catchphrase brought to you by Scrotal Rejuvenator 3000. A wrinkle-free sack or your money back! Scrotal Rejuvenator 3000.

submit youtube clips for improv4humans

I prefer George Costanzig's earlier stuff with The Misfelds.

Side effects may include weird and wild stuff. For best results drain your carson daily.

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