Shampoodler
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Girrrl, you must have been a test tube baby because your father's impotent.
Shampoodler posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Catchphrases are like assholes, a useful tool for smugglers.
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Come come Mr. Bond, you derive just as much potassium from bananas as I do.
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George Lucas' apartment circa 1975: GL - "Hey, I need a name for a weird type of future jazz from another galaxy in the past." GL's Jock Roommate - (dismissive) "How about jizz?" GL - "Haha that's perfect! Thanks Brad, I've got to go fill my universe with jizz now." GL's Jock Roommate - (dismissive) "Idiot."
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P-A, U, L-F to the T. His suits are always nice and vel-ve-ty.
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Cum fly with me and we'll make a jizza.
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The Man From U.N.C.L.E. seems destined to marry Aunt-Man.
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EPISODE 219 — Sweatshirt Boys: LIVE from UCBSunset
Shampoodler replied to JulyDiaz's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
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Mr. Belvedere was nowhere to be found after Mr. Mom missed her period.
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I must be an artisanal masturbator because all of these stains were lovingly hand-crafted.
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Well my name's BB-8 and I'm here to say that I chafe my balls most every day.
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EPISODE 219 — Sweatshirt Boys: LIVE from UCBSunset
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The most logical answer is Jabba. Fuck the new canon. -
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EPISODE 126 - The Star Wars Holiday Special
Shampoodler replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Watching your grandparents watch hardcore porn for 90 minutes would not induce the levels of cringe reached by this monstrosity. -
EPISODE 58 - Paul F. Tompkins: The North Pod 2 with Santa Claus
Shampoodler replied to JulyDiaz's topic in With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus
These two candyass motherfuckers just made my Christmas. -
Simmm-ply havvv-ing a won-der-ful piss Chris Pine.
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merry christmas -
"JarlesBronson" just made me lol so the cycle is complete.
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If you call Mao we'll include a Free Tibet!
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Between Rasta Brody, Limitless DeNiro and Chris Tucker's quest to find out if the muppets will be fucking Khaleesi, 2016's future is so bright it's gotta wear shades. Merry Christmas.
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EPISODE 219 — Sweatshirt Boys: LIVE from UCBSunset
Shampoodler replied to JulyDiaz's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
It's all good, I overreacted like a true nerd. Thanks -
EPISODE 219 — Sweatshirt Boys: LIVE from UCBSunset
Shampoodler replied to JulyDiaz's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
Xmas hugs for u -
EPISODE 219 — Sweatshirt Boys: LIVE from UCBSunset
Shampoodler replied to JulyDiaz's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
I'm assuming Besser drops Star Wars spoilers when he asks "when was the first time you cried?" so I turned it off. If you haven't seen it yet and care maybe don't listen to this episode yet.