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I'm Pro Football Hall of Famer and star of The Naked Gun O.J. Simpson, Ask Me Anything!

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- November 10, 2015
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Smother marcmaronaroni in cat ranch dressing for a dull pasta treat.

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- November 9, 2015
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George R.R. Martin please stop your fartin' we're all just trying to sleep.

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- November 9, 2015
Before telling strangers that you listen to podcasts, ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex.

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- November 9, 2015
I know this is only our first date but do you ever wonder what kind of faces Ewoks make when they cum?

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- November 7, 2015
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I dub thee SIR Mixalot, Earl of Bigbuttington.

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- November 8, 2015
Pardon me, POTUS? We can all see your scrotus.

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- November 8, 2015
Pork, the other white meat, and what your parents did.

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- November 8, 2015
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It's amusing to watch Back To The Future Part II today and think about how no one shaved their pubes back then.

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- November 7, 2015
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This calls for moister towelettes.

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- November 7, 2015
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Who would Jesus do?

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- November 6, 2015
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I can't watch The Notebook without an entire box of tissues next to me. That's how much I jerk off.

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- November 5, 2015
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Turns out I've been mispronouncing The Ballad of John and Yoko for years and it's not an advertisement for testicles.

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- November 6, 2015
The Sisterhood of The Traveling Shit-Stained Pants will not be seen tonight or ever for that matter.

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- November 6, 2015
I can't watch The Notebook without an entire box of tissues next to me. That's how much I jerk off.

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That reminds me, Maverick is on later. I will be unavailable.
- November 6, 2015
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In Search of a Storyline

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Voicing opinions on a public fan forum, the nerve of these people.
- November 6, 2015
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And her smile shone more brilliant than the glint of a thousand recently bleached public urinals.

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- November 5, 2015
Few fans know the J.R.R. in J.R.R. Tolkien stands for Jim Ricky Randy.

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- November 5, 2015
If you're happy and you know it slap your glands.

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- November 5, 2015
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EPISODE 212 — Dan Deacon and the Mighty Mighty Bosses

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Holy shit
- November 5, 2015
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EPISODE 150 — Deep Dish Fish Tacos

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Dag, Houg and Winter need to tell Nausica her god can go eat a big wet bag of D's.
- November 4, 2015
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Noël Coward dies a thousand deaths, the Atlanta Braves but one.

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- November 4, 2015
EPISODE 150 — Deep Dish Fish Tacos

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"Gimme the ring! Gimme the ring! Gimme the ring!" < hands Nausica the ring > "I wish for, you know, whatever I guess." < violently murders Nausica >
- November 4, 2015
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My great-grandfather invented the t-shirt and all I got was this lousy genetic predisposition to alcoholism.

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- November 4, 2015
The Dutch word for doorknob is titties so you can understand my initial confusion.

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- November 4, 2015

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I'm Pro Football Hall of Famer and star of The Naked Gun O.J. Simpson, Ask Me Anything!

Smother marcmaronaroni in cat ranch dressing for a dull pasta treat.

George R.R. Martin please stop your fartin' we're all just trying to sleep.

Before telling strangers that you listen to podcasts, ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex.

I know this is only our first date but do you ever wonder what kind of faces Ewoks make when they cum?

I dub thee SIR Mixalot, Earl of Bigbuttington.

Pardon me, POTUS? We can all see your scrotus.

Pork, the other white meat, and what your parents did.

It's amusing to watch Back To The Future Part II today and think about how no one shaved their pubes back then.

This calls for moister towelettes.

Who would Jesus do?

I can't watch The Notebook without an entire box of tissues next to me. That's how much I jerk off.

Turns out I've been mispronouncing The Ballad of John and Yoko for years and it's not an advertisement for testicles.

The Sisterhood of The Traveling Shit-Stained Pants will not be seen tonight or ever for that matter.

I can't watch The Notebook without an entire box of tissues next to me. That's how much I jerk off.

In Search of a Storyline

And her smile shone more brilliant than the glint of a thousand recently bleached public urinals.

Few fans know the J.R.R. in J.R.R. Tolkien stands for Jim Ricky Randy.

If you're happy and you know it slap your glands.

EPISODE 212 — Dan Deacon and the Mighty Mighty Bosses

EPISODE 150 — Deep Dish Fish Tacos

Noël Coward dies a thousand deaths, the Atlanta Braves but one.

EPISODE 150 — Deep Dish Fish Tacos

My great-grandfather invented the t-shirt and all I got was this lousy genetic predisposition to alcoholism.

The Dutch word for doorknob is titties so you can understand my initial confusion.

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