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They say never meet your heroes, or is it never meat your hero? Like a vegetarian hoagie? What?
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Come on Meryl, don't fear the Streeper, Meryl take my gland.
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Nobody likes a cheetah they be lion all the time.
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Hey, just between you and I, my guest today is a real piece of human garbage.
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It's actually snarkier to act like I would have brought it up had I known that. Anyway, my condolences to Steve.
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Never trust a bald man who is murdering you.
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Steve never being there really makes me nostalgic for the old days when Gerry was never there. Good times. Good times.
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Beep boop beep feed me batteries and I will give you love.
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You have to crawl like an Egyptian before you walk like an Egyptian.
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An apple a day inserted into your rectum does not keep the doctor away, quite the contrary.
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In Brian's absence I propose a danger room with the following casting: Dan - Tusken Raider Ken - Vin Diesel Steve - A refined Victorian lady The setting is a barn where they eventually all get fucked to death by a talking horse voiced by Blaine.
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EPISODE 201 — Surrounded by Passwords
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EPISODE 201 — Surrounded by Passwords
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Fear not, here is all you need to know and do to jump into the current Nerd Poker campaign: 1. Fuck all giants, all giants must die 2. Watch TVLand, take notes 3. Mangione 4. It was Brian who farted Enjoy!
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Holy shit! An Earwolf guest guest! And it's Middleditch!
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I've listened faithfully to every episode of Nerd Poker. In the 15 months since Blaine took over I've come to what I feel are two important conclusions regarding the show. 1. Blaine is apparently never coming up with any semblance of plot 2. Brian apparently gives zero shits that Blaine is never coming up with any semblance of plot I think Nerd Poker fans have to come to terms with those two conclusions and go from there. If you're looking for a D&D podcast more similar in tone to what Sark did, there are truthfully a plethora of better options out there. If you're looking for casual guys hanging out and riffing on pop culture and trying to figure out who farted in the studio while fighting an endless army of giants and monsters, Nerd Poker is the absolute undisputed champion of that particular field. In regards to your comment I would also point out that it's usually Blaine himself who derails things, so asking him to get things back on track is a little like asking an arsonist to also be your local fire chief.
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You can't raise a family on our competitor's lunchmeat.
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If you want justice I mean story, you've come to the wrong place. Hope you at least enjoy farts.
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The worst part of waking up is feces in your cup.
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