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You say yes, I say no, you say stop, and I say you know what, you're turning into a real cold-hearted bitch, just like your mother.

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- August 10, 2015
He was dreamy, she was creamy, I took some pictures, they didn't see me.

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- August 9, 2015
There's no cryogenics in baseball, but imagine if there were! Wow!

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- August 9, 2015
As your physician I must advise against homemade butt enhancements, but as your lover I must insist.

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- August 9, 2015
Billy has three apples and Mikey has 2 bananas. But what I've failed to mention is that Billy also has ebola. Watch out, Mikey!

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- August 8, 2015
I'm as happy as a pig in shit! Oh my God, I AM a pig in shit... The ritual was a success!

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- August 7, 2015
Oh how they laughed when I turned mailmen into whalemen that is until they begged to join us beneath the waves now I am their King.

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- August 7, 2015
All proceeds from today's show will go right into my big fat mouth and later out of my little pink butt hole, eventually reaching the sea.

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- August 7, 2015
EPISODE 137 — Yellow Desert

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Last night I listened to Harlan Ellison read his short story I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream on Youtube. And now I'm convinced Blaine is running a purgatory campaign from which the characters cannot escape. I Have A Mouth, But I Must Murder.
- August 6, 2015
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Man, is there anything Superglue CAN'T fix!? Wait, I messed that up. What I'm trying to say is we couldn't save your wife.

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- August 6, 2015
Thank you for reporting that rogue beaver, citizen. I'm glad you noticed my t-shirt.

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- August 6, 2015
EPISODE 137 — Yellow Desert

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After traversing the Underdark and bravely risking everything by stepping onto the mysterious teleportation stones, Dag, Houg, Winter and Nausica were relieved when they emerged into what appeared to be a new and unknown land, possibly even a new world. Until they saw the giants. Resigned to their fates, they said their goodbyes while forming a suicide circle on the beach. As his friends expired around him, Houg softly whispered his last words through a mouthful of blood. "I just wanted to fucking talk to somebody or something. Fucking giants. Fucking stupid giants. Why was I even born? Fuck all giants in their giant assholes."
- August 5, 2015
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Sir you can't do nunchucks in here.

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- August 5, 2015
The 2nd greatest trick the devil ever pulled was wiggling a pencil to make it look all rubbery. He's not so great with tricks, to be honest.

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- August 4, 2015
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Hail adventurers, what doth bring thou to Big Boob Island?

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- August 3, 2015
One two three four I declare a thumb altercation during which all protocols of The Geneva Convention shall be observed by both parties.

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- August 2, 2015
I got my tuba blown at Lollapasousa.

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- August 2, 2015
While mainly know as a menace, Dennis was also an accomplished dickhead.

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- August 1, 2015
Yummy yummy yummy I've got gloves in my tummy and I feel like I should see a doctor.

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- August 1, 2015
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Hey what's the story with this piece of poop in the fridge?

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- July 31, 2015
Ain't got no sporks but we got foons a'plenty.

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- July 31, 2015
Thanks for coming on Antique Roadshow. Whatever you think that thing you're holding is, I can tell you it isn't. Ma'am, that's just a big black dildo.

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- July 30, 2015
Well, we could spend our first date discussing my forehead tattoo, or we could just enjoy this nice sunset.

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- July 30, 2015
I originally came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but let's compromise. Who wants their ass licked?

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- July 29, 2015
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Ok everybody, here's the plan: Step 1 love Raymond. Step 2 hate Chris. Step 3 Wang Chung tonight.

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- July 28, 2015

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You say yes, I say no, you say stop, and I say you know what, you're turning into a real cold-hearted bitch, just like your mother.

He was dreamy, she was creamy, I took some pictures, they didn't see me.

There's no cryogenics in baseball, but imagine if there were! Wow!

As your physician I must advise against homemade butt enhancements, but as your lover I must insist.

Billy has three apples and Mikey has 2 bananas. But what I've failed to mention is that Billy also has ebola. Watch out, Mikey!

I'm as happy as a pig in shit! Oh my God, I AM a pig in shit... The ritual was a success!

Oh how they laughed when I turned mailmen into whalemen that is until they begged to join us beneath the waves now I am their King.

All proceeds from today's show will go right into my big fat mouth and later out of my little pink butt hole, eventually reaching the sea.

EPISODE 137 — Yellow Desert

Man, is there anything Superglue CAN'T fix!? Wait, I messed that up. What I'm trying to say is we couldn't save your wife.

Thank you for reporting that rogue beaver, citizen. I'm glad you noticed my t-shirt.

EPISODE 137 — Yellow Desert

Sir you can't do nunchucks in here.

The 2nd greatest trick the devil ever pulled was wiggling a pencil to make it look all rubbery. He's not so great with tricks, to be honest.

Hail adventurers, what doth bring thou to Big Boob Island?

One two three four I declare a thumb altercation during which all protocols of The Geneva Convention shall be observed by both parties.

I got my tuba blown at Lollapasousa.

While mainly know as a menace, Dennis was also an accomplished dickhead.

Yummy yummy yummy I've got gloves in my tummy and I feel like I should see a doctor.

Hey what's the story with this piece of poop in the fridge?

Ain't got no sporks but we got foons a'plenty.

Thanks for coming on Antique Roadshow. Whatever you think that thing you're holding is, I can tell you it isn't. Ma'am, that's just a big black dildo.

Well, we could spend our first date discussing my forehead tattoo, or we could just enjoy this nice sunset.

I originally came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but let's compromise. Who wants their ass licked?

Ok everybody, here's the plan: Step 1 love Raymond. Step 2 hate Chris. Step 3 Wang Chung tonight.

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