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Stalking a catchphraser might take my mind off this cursed micropenis.

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- July 16, 2015
Pat I'd like to try to solve the puzzle: "Walk A Mile In Another Man's Shits"?

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- July 15, 2015
- 1 reply
I can never remember whether it's really important to wash your balls before or after handling raw meat, but anyway here's your burger.

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- July 15, 2015
If my nose was a dick that fucked good smells, it'd be balls deep in your banana bread, Gramma.

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- July 15, 2015
Don't miss Jared Leto and Will Smith in Suicide Squat, a gripping look inside the world of high stakes competitive base-shitting!

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- July 14, 2015
Men are from Mars, women are stupid.

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- July 14, 2015
I don't believe in BEATLES. I just believe... in cheese. Yogurt and cheese. That's reality. The cream is over, what more can I whey?

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- July 14, 2015
Vin Diesel on Comedy Bang Bang!

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Maybe you can finally get that pigfucker on Nerd Poker!
- July 13, 2015
- 1 reply
EPISODE 362 — RomanTig

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Meg Ryan. Richard Gere. FaceLikeThunder. Rupert Grint.
- July 13, 2015
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Papa was a rolling stone but in his defense mama was stationary slut.

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- July 13, 2015
EPISODE 362 — RomanTig

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And by scent. Hoo-ah!
- July 13, 2015
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EPISODE 362 — RomanTig

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Happy birthday! Fuck everyone else!
- July 13, 2015
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I know it smells like a bum painted the walls with Indian food using his butthole in here, but will you marry me?

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- July 12, 2015
Shark Tank just wasn't ready for my turtleneck boxers.

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- July 12, 2015
Sgt. Leper's boney farts scrub hand, he gropes you till it's slime you know.

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- July 12, 2015
Please Hammer there is no need to cause injury to this gentleman!

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- July 11, 2015
Roger Delta, Operation Thunderdump is a go.

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- July 11, 2015
Transformers, smores to eat then pie.

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- July 11, 2015
You're Abe Targaryen? The mad sausage king of Westeros?

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- July 10, 2015
Listen son, wet dreams are a natural part of growing up. And if you're anything like your old man, get used to seeing a lot of Ernest Borgnine.

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- July 9, 2015
In lieu of reading a catchphrase today I am going to quietly touch myself for ten seconds starting now.

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- July 8, 2015
- 1 reply
The off speed pitch misses just off the plate, running the count full. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

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I'm not supposed to say this, but I suggest you watch The Skulls before celebrating. Oh God. Scott is outside my house. Tell my family I lo
- July 9, 2015
- 2 replies
You can't just glue human hair onto Legos and expect to be taken seriously as a scientist. Oh wait, this email says you can do that. Cool.

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- July 8, 2015
Snowpiercer wasn't about fucking snowmen at all. 1 star.

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- July 8, 2015
Apparently I'm not vegan enough for your little club so me and my leather codpiece must bid you good day.

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- July 7, 2015

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Everything posted by Shampoodler

Stalking a catchphraser might take my mind off this cursed micropenis.

Pat I'd like to try to solve the puzzle: "Walk A Mile In Another Man's Shits"?

I can never remember whether it's really important to wash your balls before or after handling raw meat, but anyway here's your burger.

If my nose was a dick that fucked good smells, it'd be balls deep in your banana bread, Gramma.

Don't miss Jared Leto and Will Smith in Suicide Squat, a gripping look inside the world of high stakes competitive base-shitting!

Men are from Mars, women are stupid.

I don't believe in BEATLES. I just believe... in cheese. Yogurt and cheese. That's reality. The cream is over, what more can I whey?

Vin Diesel on Comedy Bang Bang!

EPISODE 362 — RomanTig

Papa was a rolling stone but in his defense mama was stationary slut.

EPISODE 362 — RomanTig

EPISODE 362 — RomanTig

I know it smells like a bum painted the walls with Indian food using his butthole in here, but will you marry me?

Shark Tank just wasn't ready for my turtleneck boxers.

Sgt. Leper's boney farts scrub hand, he gropes you till it's slime you know.

Please Hammer there is no need to cause injury to this gentleman!

Roger Delta, Operation Thunderdump is a go.

Transformers, smores to eat then pie.

You're Abe Targaryen? The mad sausage king of Westeros?

Listen son, wet dreams are a natural part of growing up. And if you're anything like your old man, get used to seeing a lot of Ernest Borgnine.

In lieu of reading a catchphrase today I am going to quietly touch myself for ten seconds starting now.

The off speed pitch misses just off the plate, running the count full. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

You can't just glue human hair onto Legos and expect to be taken seriously as a scientist. Oh wait, this email says you can do that. Cool.

Snowpiercer wasn't about fucking snowmen at all. 1 star.

Apparently I'm not vegan enough for your little club so me and my leather codpiece must bid you good day.

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