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Kids, please stop farting on Senator McCain.

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- July 7, 2015
Our guest today on Cesar 911 is American sex symbol Todd Barry.

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- July 7, 2015
EPISODE 194.5 — Ask the UCB: Success in Comedy

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I really enjoy the occasional reserved, mentoring Besser. I'm going to start telling strangers about him in airports.
- July 7, 2015
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Well my name is Scott / I gotta magic tummy! / Watch me eat this Snickers / And then crap out a Chunky!

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Well my name is Scott I gotta magic tummy! Watch me eat this Snickers And then crap out a Chunky! You might say THAT'S GROSS! You could say THAT'S WEIRD! Say whatever you want INTO MY PUBIC BEARD! Because that's Where I keep My special Mi-cro-phone! Our guest to-day is Mister FRANK STALLONE!
- July 7, 2015
I'd like to begin by dedicating this D&D campaign to the memory of John Denver, as is tradition. Ok, you're in a tavern and an Orc whips his dick out.

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- July 6, 2015
Dr. Huxtable why does your sweater smell like sex

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- July 6, 2015
We-a do not waste-a the garlic by-a throwing it at Ma-ma in this a-house, a-Giuseppe!

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- July 6, 2015
I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back I left it on the bus on the bus on the bus on the bus on the bus.

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- July 6, 2015
This coffee that came from a cat's ass in East Asia tastes great, but these muffins sure do taste like shit.

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- July 4, 2015
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Look Jon, now that Mad Men is over, I think you should reconsider Porky's 4. Kevin Bacon has already signed on!

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- July 5, 2015
It was Man's tinkering with nature, experimenting on the Fruit of The Loom mascots, that spawned this primal world, this Planet of The Grapes.

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- July 4, 2015
Hello darkness my old friend, can you help me move again?

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- July 4, 2015
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If today's your birthday, happy birthday! If it's not, fuuuck you.

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- July 4, 2015
Trust me doctor, I'd know if aliens probed my butthole. I probably just sat on the remote again.

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- July 3, 2015
I'm sorry I got outta hand but we're talking about Magic The Gathering so show some fucking respect.

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- July 3, 2015
Honey have you seen my pube comb? Oh, I didn't know we had company. Good morning, Rabbi.

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- July 3, 2015
EPISODE 132 — Derro Onslaught

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Every time someone says this on a forum about podcasts an angel loses a testicle. If you don't like the comments, don't read.
- July 3, 2015
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9 out of 10 grocers agree that when selecting cucumbers it's beneficial to hold up the biggest one and yell "Hey it's the Hulk's dick!".

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- July 3, 2015
My name is Dave, I'll be your dental hygienist today, please remove your thong.

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- July 3, 2015
Another case cracked by Sharts McGarnigle, P.I.

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- July 3, 2015
No matter what happens tonight, this will be the last time I'm lending you my magic suspenders. The. Last. Time.

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- July 3, 2015
Still can't get over those pet shop boys growing up to be such fine young cannibals, who'd a thunk it?

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- July 3, 2015
Before taking Cialis ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex. If they say yes, have sex with your doctor.

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- July 3, 2015
What if all the answers you've been searching for were inside you the whole time? Introducing Google Buttplug.

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- July 2, 2015
Well my name is Scott and I'm here to say even though I can't rhyme enjoy the show anyhow!

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- July 2, 2015

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Kids, please stop farting on Senator McCain.

Our guest today on Cesar 911 is American sex symbol Todd Barry.

EPISODE 194.5 — Ask the UCB: Success in Comedy

Well my name is Scott / I gotta magic tummy! / Watch me eat this Snickers / And then crap out a Chunky!

I'd like to begin by dedicating this D&D campaign to the memory of John Denver, as is tradition. Ok, you're in a tavern and an Orc whips his dick out.

Dr. Huxtable why does your sweater smell like sex

We-a do not waste-a the garlic by-a throwing it at Ma-ma in this a-house, a-Giuseppe!

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back I left it on the bus on the bus on the bus on the bus on the bus.

This coffee that came from a cat's ass in East Asia tastes great, but these muffins sure do taste like shit.

Look Jon, now that Mad Men is over, I think you should reconsider Porky's 4. Kevin Bacon has already signed on!

It was Man's tinkering with nature, experimenting on the Fruit of The Loom mascots, that spawned this primal world, this Planet of The Grapes.

Hello darkness my old friend, can you help me move again?

If today's your birthday, happy birthday! If it's not, fuuuck you.

Trust me doctor, I'd know if aliens probed my butthole. I probably just sat on the remote again.

I'm sorry I got outta hand but we're talking about Magic The Gathering so show some fucking respect.

Honey have you seen my pube comb? Oh, I didn't know we had company. Good morning, Rabbi.

EPISODE 132 — Derro Onslaught

9 out of 10 grocers agree that when selecting cucumbers it's beneficial to hold up the biggest one and yell "Hey it's the Hulk's dick!".

My name is Dave, I'll be your dental hygienist today, please remove your thong.

Another case cracked by Sharts McGarnigle, P.I.

No matter what happens tonight, this will be the last time I'm lending you my magic suspenders. The. Last. Time.

Still can't get over those pet shop boys growing up to be such fine young cannibals, who'd a thunk it?

Before taking Cialis ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex. If they say yes, have sex with your doctor.

What if all the answers you've been searching for were inside you the whole time? Introducing Google Buttplug.

Well my name is Scott and I'm here to say even though I can't rhyme enjoy the show anyhow!

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