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I politely asked Bigfoot not to sasquatch me go to the bathroom, yeti continues to do so.
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EPISODE 193 — Into the Thunderdome
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Not sure if it qualifies, but last night I witnessed a WWII veteran at a nursing home karaoke describe his Korean-American nurse as "Asian". While no one was actually offended, and no one even knows or cares who he is, he was holding a harmonica in public at the time. If you guys think we can squeeze two episodes and some forum scuffling out of this let me know and I'll contact his people. I do not think he could stay fully awake for a 45 minute phone call, though. -
Sorry Amazon, I've already got a robotic drone to handle my package. #MYWIFE!
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Did you know that if you drop Mentos into a bottle of Diet Coke that you're an asshole?
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I shaved my balls for this?? For this surgical procedure on my testicles???
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Ground control to Major Tom, that priest on Oz, was it B.D Wong?
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Just once I'd like to hear a campaign slogan featuring the word "turd".
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Cheese Danish? Gross! Yogurt Swede? Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!
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EPISODE 193 — Into the Thunderdome
Shampoodler replied to JulyDiaz's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
It's always a gay ol' time whenever TV's Andy Daly is on, am I right bitches!? . . . . Oh God am I going to have to call in now? -
Jello, I'll be pudding this inside you later.
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Where others see risk, we see opportunity. Now let's get out there and collect some gator sperm.
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What'd it say!? I gotta know! Jk I checked out the NP subreddit a few minutes ago which lead me to the recent itunes reviews. Yikes. Remember when Metallica did that album with Lou Reed? Those reviews were slightly more positive.
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Soylent Green is made out of Peebles! Mario Van Peebles!
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It's just... it's like.... it's..... I just want to hear the characters be characters around other characters sometimes instead of more fighting and wandering around I guess. I feel like I don't really know the characters because they never get to react to social situations. Acting is reacting, afterall. Apologies if the cast takes umbrage, just my own observation. For Glynnishmore (sp?) Ps - this forum used to be more lively, people should start posting more often!