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I don't know 'bout y'all but I only joined the Tea Party for some of that crazy Idaho punani.

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- June 23, 2015
Even if some won't admit it, everyone thinks farts are funny, which is why my bean dip is such a big hit at funerals.

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- June 23, 2015
Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to see Flyboys, starring James Franco.

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- June 23, 2015
Marc Maron didn't even ask Obama about chemtrails, what a fraud!

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- June 23, 2015
The Singularity is nearsighted. Thanks to Shampoodler for that catchphrase submission, we've got a great show today with guest host Eddie Van Halen.

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- June 23, 2015
50 is the new 30 so have a doctor put their fist up your butt when your 20 just to be safe.

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- June 23, 2015
Meg Ryan. Richard Gere. Michelle Pfeiffer. Rupert Grint. True Detective Season 3 is gonna be off the chain.

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- June 22, 2015
Ok, this catchphrase is pretty visual, it's, uhh, like an emoji with slashes. Nah this catchphrase stinks. Thanks for nothing, RoboSlop89. Dick.

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- June 22, 2015
You don't ask me about the penguin tattoo, I won't ask you about the vinegar, and this partnership will last a long time.

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- June 22, 2015
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Someone shaved someone shaved someone shaved my wife tonight.

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- June 22, 2015
Some say love it is a river I say hey dummy you're comparing emotions to geography no wonder you don't get any.

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- June 21, 2015
Get some culture and then complain about my cheesedogs.

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- June 21, 2015
Went to Thailand got zero ties hashtag false advertising hashtag cooldude

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- June 21, 2015
Welcome to Nerd Poker bitches I'm Brian Posehn let's get naked.

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- June 20, 2015
Can't have a party with just one tub of yogurt, Fran.

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- June 20, 2015
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, if a man doesn't like seafood that's on him

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- June 20, 2015
The guy who came up with the phrase "choking the chicken" probably had a real weird looking dong.

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- June 20, 2015
You knew I suffered from night sharts when you married me.

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- June 20, 2015
You may remember me from my role as Boner on the hit TV show Growing Pains, can I wash your windshield for you on this fine day?

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- June 19, 2015
Let's hear it for George Clinton and The Urine Stench All-Stars!

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- June 19, 2015
Maybe you've seen my TED Talk: "Robots, When Can We Start Banging Them?".

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- June 18, 2015
This week on Game Of Thrones Lord Pickleshark & Dubley Longwang discover the dark secret of Skanknoodle Canyon.

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- June 18, 2015
But officer there's no way I could have run over Ozzy Osbourne, I don't drive on the Sabbath!

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- June 18, 2015
EPISODE 192 — Ryan Bingham and the Candy Colored Dreams

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Brett doesn't seem half as incompetent as Hayes & Sean would have me believe.
- June 18, 2015
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Eat my sharts I'm Bort Simpson.

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- June 18, 2015

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Everything posted by Shampoodler

I don't know 'bout y'all but I only joined the Tea Party for some of that crazy Idaho punani.

Even if some won't admit it, everyone thinks farts are funny, which is why my bean dip is such a big hit at funerals.

Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to see Flyboys, starring James Franco.

Marc Maron didn't even ask Obama about chemtrails, what a fraud!

The Singularity is nearsighted. Thanks to Shampoodler for that catchphrase submission, we've got a great show today with guest host Eddie Van Halen.

50 is the new 30 so have a doctor put their fist up your butt when your 20 just to be safe.

Meg Ryan. Richard Gere. Michelle Pfeiffer. Rupert Grint. True Detective Season 3 is gonna be off the chain.

Ok, this catchphrase is pretty visual, it's, uhh, like an emoji with slashes. Nah this catchphrase stinks. Thanks for nothing, RoboSlop89. Dick.

You don't ask me about the penguin tattoo, I won't ask you about the vinegar, and this partnership will last a long time.

Someone shaved someone shaved someone shaved my wife tonight.

Some say love it is a river I say hey dummy you're comparing emotions to geography no wonder you don't get any.

Get some culture and then complain about my cheesedogs.

Went to Thailand got zero ties hashtag false advertising hashtag cooldude

Welcome to Nerd Poker bitches I'm Brian Posehn let's get naked.

Can't have a party with just one tub of yogurt, Fran.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, if a man doesn't like seafood that's on him

The guy who came up with the phrase "choking the chicken" probably had a real weird looking dong.

You knew I suffered from night sharts when you married me.

You may remember me from my role as Boner on the hit TV show Growing Pains, can I wash your windshield for you on this fine day?

Let's hear it for George Clinton and The Urine Stench All-Stars!

Maybe you've seen my TED Talk: "Robots, When Can We Start Banging Them?".

This week on Game Of Thrones Lord Pickleshark & Dubley Longwang discover the dark secret of Skanknoodle Canyon.

But officer there's no way I could have run over Ozzy Osbourne, I don't drive on the Sabbath!

EPISODE 192 — Ryan Bingham and the Candy Colored Dreams

Eat my sharts I'm Bort Simpson.

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