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Two shlongs don't make a right, that's what my Bible says

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- April 3, 2015
Let's face facts: if you've met Superman, he's seen your genitals.

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- April 3, 2015
Remember the 90's? Well I don't, which is why I'm here today to talk about concussions. Remember the 90's?

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- April 3, 2015
Jason Mantzoukas? More like Jason Pants-bazookas! That guy has some huge leg titties.

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- April 2, 2015
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Ground Control to Major Tom. We have some bad news. That wife you love so very much? She's banging Captain Ron.

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- April 2, 2015
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Of course I've read "Everyone Poops", but you're the only other person with keys to my safety deposit box

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- April 2, 2015
Bachman and Turner were ok, but if you ask me, Larry Overdrive really held that band together.

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- April 2, 2015
"Everyone knows cows can't swim" is exactly the kind of stereotypical garbage I'd expect to hear from the lactose intolerant.

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- April 2, 2015
Do the curtains match the carpets? Before you laugh, please remember that I'm a blind prospective homeowner.

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- April 2, 2015
Durun durun don't duwalk duwalk to see Duran Duran!

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- April 2, 2015
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You know what really grinds my gears? Other gears, if they're not properly maintained! I'm a robot.

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- April 2, 2015
Ol' Blue Eyes loved Ol' Brown Eyes, which is a classier way to say that Frank Sinatra had a thing for anal sex with the elderly.

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- April 2, 2015
Remember the Alamo? No? I'm not surprised, you were wasted bro!

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- April 2, 2015
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It's just that I don't think it's appropriate for an engineer to wear yoga pants in the studio. I understand you came right from the gym but still.

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- April 2, 2015
Robocop has been known to moonlight as a Rentarobocop around the holidays

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- April 2, 2015
50 Shades of Grey Poupon my chest

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- April 2, 2015
Do I come down to your job at The National Institute for Fellatio Research and disrupt your workday?

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- April 1, 2015
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This condom fits like a glove, which is nice since I have five penises

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- April 1, 2015
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If loving you is so wrong why doesn't this restraining order specifically mention that?

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- April 1, 2015
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Hey Toyota, there can only be ONE Highlander. Cool your jets!

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- April 1, 2015
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down, if it's bloody tell somebody, if it's toothpaste you're brushing your teeth wrong

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- April 1, 2015
Astronauts poop their pants constantly and are national heroes, but a toll booth operator can't even do it twice without some kind of reprimand?

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- April 1, 2015
Let me see that thong. Thanks. Ok nevermind, thought I might have left my keys in there.

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- April 1, 2015
William Hurt, or as he is known to his friends, Bill Ouchies

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- April 1, 2015
Vladimir Putin on the Ritz Carlton Dance Hall Days of Thunder Lips from Rocky 3, welcome to Stank Town Rodeo

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Everything posted by Shampoodler

Two shlongs don't make a right, that's what my Bible says

Let's face facts: if you've met Superman, he's seen your genitals.

Remember the 90's? Well I don't, which is why I'm here today to talk about concussions. Remember the 90's?

Jason Mantzoukas? More like Jason Pants-bazookas! That guy has some huge leg titties.

Ground Control to Major Tom. We have some bad news. That wife you love so very much? She's banging Captain Ron.

Of course I've read "Everyone Poops", but you're the only other person with keys to my safety deposit box

Bachman and Turner were ok, but if you ask me, Larry Overdrive really held that band together.

"Everyone knows cows can't swim" is exactly the kind of stereotypical garbage I'd expect to hear from the lactose intolerant.

Do the curtains match the carpets? Before you laugh, please remember that I'm a blind prospective homeowner.

Durun durun don't duwalk duwalk to see Duran Duran!

You know what really grinds my gears? Other gears, if they're not properly maintained! I'm a robot.

Ol' Blue Eyes loved Ol' Brown Eyes, which is a classier way to say that Frank Sinatra had a thing for anal sex with the elderly.

Remember the Alamo? No? I'm not surprised, you were wasted bro!

It's just that I don't think it's appropriate for an engineer to wear yoga pants in the studio. I understand you came right from the gym but still.

Robocop has been known to moonlight as a Rentarobocop around the holidays

50 Shades of Grey Poupon my chest

Do I come down to your job at The National Institute for Fellatio Research and disrupt your workday?

This condom fits like a glove, which is nice since I have five penises

If loving you is so wrong why doesn't this restraining order specifically mention that?

Hey Toyota, there can only be ONE Highlander. Cool your jets!

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down, if it's bloody tell somebody, if it's toothpaste you're brushing your teeth wrong

Astronauts poop their pants constantly and are national heroes, but a toll booth operator can't even do it twice without some kind of reprimand?

Let me see that thong. Thanks. Ok nevermind, thought I might have left my keys in there.

William Hurt, or as he is known to his friends, Bill Ouchies

Vladimir Putin on the Ritz Carlton Dance Hall Days of Thunder Lips from Rocky 3, welcome to Stank Town Rodeo

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