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You had me at mandatory handjobs.

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- March 19, 2017
Nowhere Man, please listen. Can you hear Ringo pissing? It's like a horse.

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- March 19, 2017
It's not that I don't appreciate you building me an android butler, I just wish it didn't constantly refer to itself as "Jizzbot 4000".

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- March 19, 2017
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Milk is just nature's tit pee.

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- March 18, 2017
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I don't want to be Right Said Fred, regardless if loving you is wrong.

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- March 17, 2017
Episode 282 - The Long-Haul Machinist

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Don't take your shirt off.
- March 16, 2017
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Episode 282 - The Long-Haul Machinist

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Nobody works out to this shit.
- March 16, 2017
- 10 replies
Women want me and men want to be me and some men also want me which is fine I'm Scott Aukerman.

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- March 16, 2017
Pop quiz, hot proctologist: You know what really chaps my ass?

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- March 15, 2017
submit youtube clips for improv4humans

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Caring parents strap infant to waterskis.
- March 13, 2017
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Scott if you're reading this I finished the lunchmeat. Thanks boo.

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- March 12, 2017
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If they don't call the Avatar sequel Avatwo I'll Av-ta-pass.

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- March 12, 2017
The stars at night, are big and bright (hold for audience participation) please don't interrupt my astronomy report.

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- March 11, 2017
Die Hard 2: Die Harder? I Die Hard 2: Die barely know her!

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- March 11, 2017
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I just flew in from La La Land and boy are my arms Moonlight.

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- March 11, 2017
Never ask the Property Brothers about the other Property Brother, Sloth Property.

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- March 10, 2017
I'm so glad I finally got to see The Arrival. Of my pizza!

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- March 10, 2017
You can tell this is a classy catchphrase because it doesn't include the word rimjob.

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- March 9, 2017
Episode 281 - The Staves and the Telekinetic Dunk

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What they said.
- March 9, 2017
- 11 replies
If you're a rapper who acted in the movie How High, you just might be a Redman.

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- March 8, 2017
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They'll be momentarily impressed when you pull out a pack of Smagnum condoms!

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- March 8, 2017
My favorite Beatles album about vaginoplasty? Probably Revulva.

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- March 7, 2017
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submit youtube clips for improv4humans

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNbDU0xNlBQ
- March 6, 2017
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If you and your band claim to be hermits, what's with the press conference?

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- March 5, 2017
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I don't even know.
- March 4, 2017
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Everything posted by Shampoodler

You had me at mandatory handjobs.

Nowhere Man, please listen. Can you hear Ringo pissing? It's like a horse.

It's not that I don't appreciate you building me an android butler, I just wish it didn't constantly refer to itself as "Jizzbot 4000".

Milk is just nature's tit pee.

I don't want to be Right Said Fred, regardless if loving you is wrong.

Episode 282 - The Long-Haul Machinist

Episode 282 - The Long-Haul Machinist

Women want me and men want to be me and some men also want me which is fine I'm Scott Aukerman.

Pop quiz, hot proctologist: You know what really chaps my ass?

submit youtube clips for improv4humans

Scott if you're reading this I finished the lunchmeat. Thanks boo.

If they don't call the Avatar sequel Avatwo I'll Av-ta-pass.

The stars at night, are big and bright (hold for audience participation) please don't interrupt my astronomy report.

Die Hard 2: Die Harder? I Die Hard 2: Die barely know her!

I just flew in from La La Land and boy are my arms Moonlight.

Never ask the Property Brothers about the other Property Brother, Sloth Property.

I'm so glad I finally got to see The Arrival. Of my pizza!

You can tell this is a classy catchphrase because it doesn't include the word rimjob.

Episode 281 - The Staves and the Telekinetic Dunk

If you're a rapper who acted in the movie How High, you just might be a Redman.

They'll be momentarily impressed when you pull out a pack of Smagnum condoms!

My favorite Beatles album about vaginoplasty? Probably Revulva.

submit youtube clips for improv4humans

If you and your band claim to be hermits, what's with the press conference?

submit youtube clips for improv4humans

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