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The day I've dreaded since college is approaching, the day my urologist finds out about my Full House tattoo.

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- July 2, 2015
There's no I in team, but there is meat in team, and also mate in team, so team, let's get out there and fuck some steaks!

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- July 2, 2015
I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, and you know what, I'm not even going to bother trying to explain this shit to you, you dope.

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- July 2, 2015
You knew I clean my pee hole with a Brillo pad when you married me.

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- July 2, 2015
Batman vs Superman vs Heynongman vs Zach Morris vs Chuck Norris looks good.

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- July 1, 2015
You call that a mural dedicated to the survivors of the great mudslide of 1914? Because I call it A PIECE OF SHIT!

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- July 1, 2015
All my balloon animals look like snakes, Snakes Pliskins that is.

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- July 1, 2015
To the moon, Alice! That's where we'll find the cure for your Alzheimer's.

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After careful consideration and coincidentally seeing the commercial for Still Alice on OnDemand I think this may be the greatest catchphrase of all time.
- July 1, 2015
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EPISODE 133 — Flying Toward the Light

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The sheer irony of these guys complaining about True Detective season two seeming like a poorly done non-clicking aimless clusterfuck compared to the original.
- July 1, 2015
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"GOD DAMMIT! I am Spartacus!", yelled Bob Odenkirk Douglas.

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- July 1, 2015
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty? The secret's out, that movie's shitty!

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- June 30, 2015
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What happens when Kurt Russell, a trained circus bear and 13 waffles

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- June 30, 2015
And to my dear nephew Roger, I leave this sealed bottle of my captured aroma, to be whiffed only under extreme duress.

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- June 30, 2015
Gimme a break! Gimme a break. Break me off a piece of that sam-ple jar!

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- June 30, 2015
All the mailmen wore red pants and the birds the glorious birds they chirped accordingly. The End.

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- June 30, 2015
It's Cheech and Chong, not Cheech and Steve.

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I've got some work to do kids, so I rented the movie version of your favorite book to watch! Where The Wild Things Are, starring Neve Campbell!

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- June 30, 2015
If Phil Collins doesn't have a cameo in Terminator Genisys then I don't even want to live anymore.

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- June 29, 2015
If the Sheik doesn't get his seltzer water you better seek shelter Walter.

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- June 29, 2015
Tonight on a very special Seinfeld, Jerry dates a woman that is out of his league while ignoring George's obvious spiral into unfathomable depression!

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- June 29, 2015
Welllllll, fuck me goat and call me Nancy, if it isn't fat Timmy the astronaut! How have you been, you old piece of shite?

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- June 29, 2015
Trees are stupid punch a tree.

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- June 28, 2015
Every day is hump day for my girlfriend, if you know what I mean. She's a hunchback.

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- June 28, 2015
And then she called me an inattentive lover, or something.

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- June 27, 2015
Waiter, can I get some ice water on my genitals? Sorry, MAY I get some ice water on my genitals?

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- June 27, 2015

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Everything posted by Shampoodler

The day I've dreaded since college is approaching, the day my urologist finds out about my Full House tattoo.

There's no I in team, but there is meat in team, and also mate in team, so team, let's get out there and fuck some steaks!

I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, and you know what, I'm not even going to bother trying to explain this shit to you, you dope.

You knew I clean my pee hole with a Brillo pad when you married me.

Batman vs Superman vs Heynongman vs Zach Morris vs Chuck Norris looks good.

You call that a mural dedicated to the survivors of the great mudslide of 1914? Because I call it A PIECE OF SHIT!

All my balloon animals look like snakes, Snakes Pliskins that is.

To the moon, Alice! That's where we'll find the cure for your Alzheimer's.

EPISODE 133 — Flying Toward the Light

"GOD DAMMIT! I am Spartacus!", yelled Bob Odenkirk Douglas.

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty? The secret's out, that movie's shitty!

What happens when Kurt Russell, a trained circus bear and 13 waffles

And to my dear nephew Roger, I leave this sealed bottle of my captured aroma, to be whiffed only under extreme duress.

Gimme a break! Gimme a break. Break me off a piece of that sam-ple jar!

All the mailmen wore red pants and the birds the glorious birds they chirped accordingly. The End.

It's Cheech and Chong, not Cheech and Steve.

I've got some work to do kids, so I rented the movie version of your favorite book to watch! Where The Wild Things Are, starring Neve Campbell!

If Phil Collins doesn't have a cameo in Terminator Genisys then I don't even want to live anymore.

If the Sheik doesn't get his seltzer water you better seek shelter Walter.

Tonight on a very special Seinfeld, Jerry dates a woman that is out of his league while ignoring George's obvious spiral into unfathomable depression!

Welllllll, fuck me goat and call me Nancy, if it isn't fat Timmy the astronaut! How have you been, you old piece of shite?

Trees are stupid punch a tree.

Every day is hump day for my girlfriend, if you know what I mean. She's a hunchback.

And then she called me an inattentive lover, or something.

Waiter, can I get some ice water on my genitals? Sorry, MAY I get some ice water on my genitals?

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