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Topics posted by Shampoodler
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Welcome to Chunky Hunks, I'm your hot host Scarf Lasagnaman.
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Mayor McCheese used an unsecured drive-thru speaker to communicate with that traitorous slut Wendy, yet our Burger King won't investigate?
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Mein peenerschnitzel brings all der fräuleins to der yardenstein.
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I certainly didn't spend 8 years in hip hop medical school to be called MISTER Dre.
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Big ups to the CIA for probably making Joe Rogan MIA for his AMA on MMA.
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Good morning and welcome to the first table read for The Princess Diarrheas Too.
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Retweet if you agree Benjamin Button should have ended with a cumshot.
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Dream on Brian Benben-Hur, you'll never get Wendie Malick back on that chariot.
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Gandalf more like Gan-DILF, where my horny ladies of Middle-Earth at
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Under the bridge downtown, is where I drew some dicks.
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People come up and say to me all the time "Hey Scott, great penis!".
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Smash cut to Darrell Hammond as The Incredible Hulk smashing stuff and cutting himself.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill and found Paul McCartney composing maybe the shittiest Beatles song.
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New tell-all reveals Jane's Addiction was Candy Crush.
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If I learned one thing in culinary school it's that indecent exposure is a Class 2 misdemeanor.
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Hi I'm Scott Aukerman and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang and state law requires me to inform you that I'm a registered sex offender.
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Well my name is rappin' Trump and I'm here to say that Frederick Douglass is in the NBA.
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They may take our lives, but they'll never take R. Kelly!
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They say there's still a pile of discarded muppets in old man Henson's fuck garage.
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I knew my memoir Huey Lewis Blew Us would be labeled fake news by The News, but I'm just workin for a living to pay for these new drugs!
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Wake me up before you Fro-do, gotta take The One Ring back to Mo-do.
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And you will know us by the trail of glow-in-the-dark prophylactics.
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The Lust Jedi??? Get your furry little Ewok dicks out!
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I miss those simpler times when Billy Crystal made racism mah-va-lus!
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