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Topics posted by Shampoodler
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Maybe you've seen my TED Talk: "Robots, When Can We Start Banging Them?".
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This week on Game Of Thrones Lord Pickleshark & Dubley Longwang discover the dark secret of Skanknoodle Canyon.
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But officer there's no way I could have run over Ozzy Osbourne, I don't drive on the Sabbath!
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When you tighten your belt to stop yourself from pooping, that's called a turdiquet.
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Foine, I'll pay your blasted foine! But this is the last toime this Oirishman parks his hoibrid car in Choinatown!
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You can take a man out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of a man, but you can take a man out to a Mr. Bungle concert.
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Who's to say a man can't fall in love with a farm animal? Not the Circuit Court of Arkansas, as far as I'm concerned.
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Once you finish your Fleetwood Mac 'n Cheese you can go your own way. No you can't, I just tell little lies.
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These potatoes, they know what love is. Ask these potatoes.
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You have to get a chicken, a fox, and a bag of seed across a river, but can only take one over in a boat at a time. You have a weird life.
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Suppository, from the Latin meaning "I suppose that'll fit in my butt".
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1 2 3 o'clock 4 o'clock rock! 5 6 7 o'clock 8 o'clock rock! 9 10 11 o'clock 12 o'clock rock! We're gonna smoke! A lot! Of crack to-night!
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You can't make an omelette without breaking some legs at a Denny's run by loansharks.
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I think the world would be a more peaceful place if people didn't see color, except for all the intersection collisions.
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Enough! Enough about the nutmeg already, Larry. I said I'll buy you more.
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Deer penis! What? No, of course I'm not composing a letter to my penis! I'm a deer penis salesman. You know this is Chinatown, right?
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Hey "great" Britain, slow your roll son. No one likes a braggart.
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Pat I'd like to try to solve the puzzle: "Gargle On My Fartstick"?
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Uncle Chugalug's Blues Explosion Reunion Tour 1998 T-Shirt For Sale Good Condition
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Hey, "The Avengers", maybe you should try being "The Preventers" next time. Way to drop the ball, superdicks.
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I'm in a club with my friend Tiffany, we mainly just get together and eat breakfast at her place.
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