Shampoodler
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Love will fill the holes in our hearts and lust will fill the hole in our butts. My guest today is Dan Larroquette.
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Today we're going to paint a nice mountain scene with some happy little trees. Nah, you know what? Fuck those trees.
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My urologist doesn't have a phone so I scrotum a letter.
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I got an F on my paper about the time AC/DC did E and got stung by a bee? Gee.
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I want to travel to Uranus. Before you laugh, I'm an astrophysicist. Now bend over.
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Pat Sajak... That's just a weird name. I'm sorry we can't hire you.
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There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, and she considered a terrible jewelry appraiser.
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Baby you must be poorly processed applesauce, because you too damn thick!
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Betcha can't eat just one! What's that, you betcha can? Well, I was referring to "one" plate full of pig testicles. Not so confident now, huh?
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I'm watching two doves hump on a power line outside my window. That's it, no punchline.
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In death a member of Project Mayhem has a name. His name is Sharts McFuddybuddy.
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Any man can be a dad, but not every dad can be a father, because priests can't marry.
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Gimme an F! Gimme a U! Gimme a C! Gimme a 3! Gimme a P! Gimme an O! What's that spell!? R2 ready to rock!?
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I usually wouldn't say this until the second date, but you've got one breathtaking turd oven, m'lady.
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You grilled my falafel, I asked for fried.
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"Have a drink while I put this Chewbacca mask on", said Bill Cosplay, creepily.
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"How can I make a living while still fisting cows?", wondered the future Dr. Pol.
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Hard to believe it's 2015 and a single guy still can't attend Lamaze class in the nude.
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You're so veiny, I'll bet you think this shlong is about you, don't you?
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You've been dead this whole time? What you talkin' bruce Willis?
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Batman vs. Superman? Who cares. Jason Bateman vs. Superman? FUCK YEAH!
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I have some bad news. You didn't make the wrestling team. And I'm not a wrestling coach. And what we just did wasn't wrestling.
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