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Topics posted by Shampoodler
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Edvard Munch my junk and Van Gogh fuck yourself, ain't nobody got time for no post-impressionist bullshit up in here.
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Eggplant emoji. Welcome to today's show. Eggplant emoji.
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Eight years ago I started chasing a crazy dream... to find a genuine pile of Bigfoot feces.
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Elderly Lion-O slowly drains his feline urine tonight on an all new Thundercatheters.
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Elections, erections, e-Harmony, E can't take it anymore! All on the next Entourage.
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Elvis clones rob spam factory story at 11 after an all new 227.
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Enough! Enough about the nutmeg already, Larry. I said I'll buy you more.
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Eskimos have a hundred different ways to compliment Jon Snow's sexy hair.
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Even if some won't admit it, everyone thinks farts are funny, which is why my bean dip is such a big hit at funerals.
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Eventually a former Beatle will be known as "the breathing one".
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Every day is hump day for my girlfriend, if you know what I mean. She's a hunchback.
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Every time I watch The Force Awakens I have to resist the urge to Rogue One out.
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Everybody loved Raymond, which allowed him to remain undetected as the deadliest serial killer in American history.
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Everything you do is half-assed when you have a semicolon.
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Excuse me but I couldn't help overhearing that you think this food "sucks ass". Well I'll have you know my ancestors "sucked ass" for this country!
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EXT. LAS VEGAS STRIP - SUNSET - A vagrant covered in his own filth announces that Howl is the Netflix of podcasts, use code MARON for one free month.
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Falcony recap; there are zero falcons here in the studio today.
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Fertility doctor said I'm probably a one-hit wonder because of my Cumbawamba.
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