Shampoodler
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Few fans know the J.R.R. in J.R.R. Tolkien stands for Jim Ricky Randy.
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Finally saw The Force Awhackens and I gotta say, way more hunky cops jerking off than I was expecting.
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Find a man that looks at you the way Bizarro Garfield looks at non-lasagna.
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Fingerguns and shitty puns, the Mother Teresa only I knew.
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Foine, I'll pay your blasted foine! But this is the last toime this Oirishman parks his hoibrid car in Choinatown!
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Foosball just hasn't been the same since I caught Doctor Octopus playing with himself.
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For his repeated crimes against Mcmanity I hereby sentence The Hambuglar to death!
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For the listeners at home, an inordinate amount of this audience look like Mythbuster stunt doubles.
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For those of you who still don't believe in Bigfoot, how do you explain the jizz stains on the OUTSIDE of my tent?
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Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown, and you have alzheimer's.
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Found the problem, you've got spoiled tuna hoagies in your walls.
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Four in the pink four in the stink, I call it The Shocktopus.
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Friends and family, we are here today to witness and celebrate the union of Amazon and Optimus.
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From out of my butt, into Scott's eyes, out of his mouth, and into your ears, this catchphrase has been on quite a journey.
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Fuck The Police! Not "the police" the police, The Police the band. Also fuck The Band! Yes, the band The Band.
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Funny how members of the so-called "Greatest Generation" can't even beat me at arm wrestling.
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Gandalf more like Gan-DILF, where my horny ladies of Middle-Earth at
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Gaze into the serene eyes of Jon Lovitz and know the lord's peace.
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George R.R. Martin please stop your fartin' we're all just trying to sleep.
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George Washington could not tell a lie about liking big butts, a fact his brothers tried to deny.
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Get out of my creams, get into my jar labeled "almost babies".
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