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Topics posted by Shampoodler
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Come in here dear boy have a cigar you're gonna smell farts.
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Come on down to Burnt Toast Warehouse but please try not to have a stroke while you're here the ambulance drivers won't respond anymore.
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Come on down to Used Mattress Warehouse, our stains are your gains.
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Come on Meryl, don't fear the Streeper, Meryl take my gland.
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Come to Motley J Crew for all of your hip tees and hep c's.
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Come with me if you want to live in my father's kingdom said Terminator Jesus.
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Comes a time in every man's life when he times his cums.
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Coming up on I'm In Love With An Inflatable Lionel Richie, early 2000's heartthrob Adam Scott.
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Confucius say please stop reading my wisdom aloud in a stereotypical Asian voice.
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Congratulations to the person sitting in row 7 seat 3, you're going home with a bag of my hair!
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Consolidate debt and carefully consider the long-term ramifications of adjusted interest rates? In this economy!?
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Counselor Vanilli, for the last time, please refrain from blaming your client's criminal behavior on "the rain".
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Critics are calling Dunston Checks Out the darkest comedy sequel in years.
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Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not your personal wife drowner.
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Dance like nobody's watching you masturbate because technically pets don't count.
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Dances With Wolves always tried to ride in front of Pudding In Pants.
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Dear England, kiss my ghost butt. Sincerely, George Washington's ghost.
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Deck the halls with dick and balls itβs Christmas in my pants!
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Deer penis! What? No, of course I'm not composing a letter to my penis! I'm a deer penis salesman. You know this is Chinatown, right?
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Despite all my warts I am still just a huge fan of jorts.
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Did you know that if you drop Mentos into a bottle of Diet Coke that you're an asshole?
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Die Hard 2: Die Harder? I Die Hard 2: Die barely know her!
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Do I come down to your job at The National Institute for Fellatio Research and disrupt your workday?
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