Sorry so late, Mr. Miyagi. Woke up this morning and my sheets were soggy. Momma says Iām becoming a Karate Man. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 6, 2017 X
The negative media never talks about the Texas Chainsaw Food Drive For The Poor. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 6, 2017 X 1
Optimus Rhymes was gunned down today in what police are calling a terrible Broadway musical. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 28, 2017 X
Episode 310 - Shuba Shubo Shoezaphone in improv4humans with Matt Besser Posted September 28, 2017 Holy shit, awesome lineup.
Anytime a member of the Thundercats is offscreen they're licking their own genitals. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 26, 2017 x 2
I don't know much about women, but I know they don't like it when you call it a "spam folder". in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 25, 2017 x 1
submit youtube clips for improv4humans in improv4humans with Matt Besser Posted September 23, 2017 Pure class all around.
...And some folks say you can still hear him grunting some nights when the moon is full. Well, that's the legend of Ol' Stinkhammer. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 22, 2017 x
Looks like The Greatest Generation isn't so "great" when it comes to opening jars, huh Grandma? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 21, 2017 X 2
Four in the pink four in the stink, I call it The Shocktopus. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 21, 2017 X
In a TV first, "Shart Tank" has been canceled during the first commercial break. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 20, 2017 X
Hey, remember the 80's? Your mom does because she 8 deez nuts. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 15, 2017 X 2
Karma police, arrest this girl. Her Stifler hairdo is making me feel nostalgic for the American Pie film series. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 14, 2017 X
Well my name is Yoda's ghost and I'm here to say that I watch Luke poop at least twice a day. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 14, 2017 X
Episode 308 - Hard Knocks in improv4humans with Matt Besser Posted September 14, 2017 It's an Armensode! 6
Opinions are like assholes, I love hearing them! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 13, 2017 X 2
People often say to me "Hey Scott, great penis!". in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 12, 2017 x
submit youtube clips for improv4humans in improv4humans with Matt Besser Posted September 12, 2017 Ted Cruz denies masturbating on 9/11
Episode 508 - Beach Cheese in Comedy Bang Bang Posted September 11, 2017 Opening segment might be one of my favorite 1 on 1's in the history of the show. 2
Will the owner of 200 white guys with beards and glasses please report to the information desk. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 9, 2017 X
Well my name is Rappin' Gandalf and I'm here to say better turn around broseph you shall not pass this way. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 9, 2017 X 1
New York, New York, it's a helluva town! I've bleached my anus, but it's still kind of brown. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 9, 2017 Still relevant. 1
Sorry so late, Mr. Miyagi. Woke up this morning and my sheets were soggy. Momma says Iām becoming a Karate Man.
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